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whoapatch 

1. A patch of hair that has broken off or is missing from the rest of your head. Typically after a perm has burned it off, and it has to start growing over again. So embarrassingly it will be shorter than the rest of your hair. It results in forcing you to cut your hair off to be the same length, or resort to wearing a weave or wig.

2. Also associated with your hair, but it causes others to say, "Whoa, what happened to your hair, it's fucked up."
After getting a bone straight perm on her hair, and not washing it out properly, Keisha's hair broke off. For 5 months, she had to wear a weave to cover up the whoapatch in the back of her head. Otherwise, she would have looked janky.
whoapatch by marframil March 4, 2010
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Whoopachang 

1. To kick one's ass; to act forcefully to achieve a desired result. 2. To win or rebut over someone.
Albert: Your such a bogan!
Elizabeth: What!? I'll whoopachang your ass!

whoabitch 

A term of shock. To alert one that he or she has crossed the line or been offensive. Almost always followed by an exclamation point.
whoabitch by WhoaBitcher May 13, 2005

Whoopachang 

1. To kick one's ass; to act forcefully to achieve a desired result. 2. To win or rebut over someone.
Albert: Your such a bogan
Elizabeth: What!? I'll whoopachang your ass!

whopacha 

1. The very means of slapping someone (or something) in the face (or elsewhere) with ones penis. derived from the sound it makes when contact is made.
1. WHOPACHA! (*screamed whilst performing the act.)

2. That bitch is gonna cop a whopacha in the face!

3. that n00b just got whopacha'd

4. OMGWTFBBQ! i just got whopacha'd
whopacha by Matt N May 15, 2006

whoopachoo

When you have nothing to call some shiz you call it a whoopachoo.
That idiot actually eats that whoopachoo!!
whoopachoo by Mo fo July 2, 2003

whapatcha 

a word used to describe incredible achievements and excitement. Often used to express exaggerated happiness at uncalled for times.
acheiving your homework under a specific time period. "whapatcha"
whapatcha by meganfaye March 28, 2013