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Pretty White Kids with Problems 

Also known as PWKWP. Originally a MadTV parody of those annoying and redundant WB (CW) teen dramas. It has become a way to describe shows that center around either the Popular kid or the Underdog, has little to no diversity in it's cast, and has predictable dialog.
Aaron: Hey Jacob, did you watch the new {Quarterlife, One Tree Hill, Gossip Girl, Smallville, Friday Night Lights, The Hills, Laguna Beach, etc.}?
Jacob: Naw man, that show's too "Pretty White Kids with Problems" for my taste.

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Jacob Whitesides 

Jacob is one of the 12 wonderful Magcon boys. Most perfect, nice, loving, loyal, humorous, gorgeous boy out there. Not only with those characterstics, he has an amazing voice that will melt your heart in one second. Any girl would be lucky to have him.
"Do you see Jacob Whitesides up on stage right now?"

"Yes, he's perfect."
Jacob Whitesides by Linds131030 April 14, 2014

whiteish 

Not completely white, but on the white side. Also see Ivory
His skin was whiteish in appearance.

Anti-Whiteism 

Anti-Whiteism is the hatred of White people, plain and simple. People who are anti-white will you use any reason they can to dehumanize White people and justify the discrimination against whites. Common examples of Anti-Whiteism are terms such as “white privilege”, “white fragility”, and referring to all white people as “colonizers”.

The term Anti-Whiteism was created by a man named Jason Kohne from nowhiteguilt.org
Person A- “ white people are the worst!!”

Person b “ dude, chill out with all the Anti-Whiteism”
Anti-Whiteism by Love All People October 24, 2023

Jacob Whitesides 

He is one of the sweetest boys ever, he treats any girl like a queen. He gives the best hugs and smells very good. What a lucky girl that will get to marry this sweet boy.
"I met the sweetest boy today, his name was Jacob Whitesides."

Sacramento Whitefish

(noun) a used condom floating down the Sacramento River
Hey, looks like Kenji coaugt another Sacramento Whitefish!

manhattan whitefish 

The act of removing a condom after intercourse, turning it inside out, and slapping the female participantin the face with it.
Susie: Tommy! Now I'm gonna have to wash my face again after that manhattan whitefish you gave me!