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White Belt Syndrome 

White Belt Syndrome is when someone acts and tries to convince people they have a Black Belt rank and or were a Spec Ops soldier of some sort, who are full of shit and aren't even athletes nor ever really train.

A person with WBS will typically claim to have a Black Belt under someone in another far away state that's unverifiable or they say their unit and what they did in the military is classified and can't tell you anything else. Other common symptoms of WBS are posers who like to buy MMA gear they'll hardly ever use, just to show it off to their friends and make up stories of how they went undefeated in some made up Boxing or MMA organization that no longer exists. (Which never did exist.) Another common symptom is they like to dress in camo and like to prance around in public places so everyone can see how much of a wannabe soldier they are. People who suffer from WBS like to have the glory of dedicated fighters and warriors, but not put any effort or dedication into truly becoming one.
I don't understand why you invite Rob over. All he ever does is talk about how great he is and goes on and on about how lethal his hands were in MMA and how he was a mercenary sniper with 500 kills. I don't think I ever seen such an out of shape poser with that bad of White Belt Syndrome in my life!
White Belt Syndrome by ej7x January 28, 2015
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Whitesell Worthy 

A pun so hilarious and or stupid that even Mr. Dave Whitesell himself would say. Garrenteed to get a pity laugh.
"Enough of this bolshevicks, stop stalin!" -Boy
"Oh that is a whitesell worthy quote!"-Girl
Whitesell Worthy by Scuppers11 November 15, 2011

Whitebeard 

Born as Edward Newgate.
The strongest pirate alive in the One Piece universe. He is 20 feet tall, closest to "one piece", loves fishmen, and has an army of nurses at his disposal.

Did I mention he can start earthquakes?
Pirate 1: Dam, Whitebeard is the man for freeing fishman island from the slave trade!

Fisher Tiger: Thanks for stealing my thunder Whitebeard.

Whitebeard: GURA GURA!
Whitebeard by Jimbei October 21, 2009

Whitebeard 

Very powerful man from One Piece who ironically does not have a white beard, nor did he ever.
Me: Whitebeard has a noticeable mustache but... Oh my god. He doesn't have a white beard!
Whitebeard by SirLongJohn March 30, 2013

whitebait 

the type of advertisement that is unproportionally appealing to white people than POC
The suburb advertisement billboards on the fishing rod deals are merely whitebaits!
whitebait by LexicalBoomer January 18, 2020

Whiteberry 

A device used by a tightwad co-worker in response to other coworker's new Blackberrys. It is composed of two parts: a piece of paper folded into a pocket-sized pad, and a pencil. The upgraded Whiteberry replaces the pencil with a more expensive writing utensil, typically a ball-point pen.
Jim: Why does Rick constantly pull a piece of paper out of his shirt pocket whenever our boss tells him something?

Dave: Oh, thats just Rick's Whiteberry.
Whiteberry by narrabeen23 March 31, 2009

Whitebeard 

The baddest mother fucker alive.

Born Edward Newgate, Whitebeard is the captain of the Whitebeard Pirate Crew in the fictional manga "One Piece". Whitebeard is known to be the strongest pirate in the world and is also closer to "One Piece" than any other pirate has come. Whitebeard is also the only pirate who was able to fight at par with the pirate king, Gol D. Roger. Whitebeard is one of the Yonkou, or, one of four pirate lords who rule the second half of the grand line.

Whitebeard also does not allow anyone to harm his crewmates (or sons). Whitebeard's ship is called the Moby Dick, he is 20 feet tall, can start earthquakes, and loves fishmen.
Pirate 1: Lets go capture us some fishmen slaves!
Pirate 2: Are you crazy?! Whitebeard would kill us if we tried that!

Whitebeard: GURA GURA, lets go quake something!!
Whitebeard by Jimbei October 21, 2009