Rich White Shuffle 

An agonizingly long walk covering a short distance where there will be bad news awaiting at the end.

He was doing the Rich White Shuffle to the manager's desk and I knew that we were doomed.

Rich White Shuffle by Axiom Kid April 26, 2007

white knuckle shuffle 

The act of running to the bathroom or wherever the tissues are with your pants around your ankles after masturbating.

Should have had the paper towels close by before you started, oh well.

Should have had the paper towels close by before I started, oh well I'll just have to do the white knuckle shuffle afterward.

white knuckle shuffle by angry Dick April 15, 2011

white boy shuffle 

A general term for any ungainly or comical dancing style. Usually characterized by a lack of coordination, rhythmic sense, grace or poise. The name derives from the supposed lack of dancing ability amongst white people.

Nigel: I'm hitting the dance floor tonight.

Jen: Bust out your white boy shuffle Nigel.

white boy shuffle by null device February 3, 2013

White Man Shuffle

Unadventurous dancing where the protagonist steps to the left and then to the right in time, or out of time to the music.

Often done by white males at weddings, discos, and office Christmas parties.

Anthony: Shit, I didn't know Ian could dance!?!

Nigel: That ain't dancing'. He's doin' the White Man Shuffle.

Anthony: What a cunt.

White Man Boogie

White Man Shuffle by MrGorsky April 2, 2011

White knuckle shuffle 

A fast & furious wank,usually when time is short & the need is great.

She was due home any minute,just enough time for a white knuckle shuffle

White knuckle shuffle by Francis B November 20, 2007

Doing The White Trash Shuffle 

A redneck woman's husband or baby Daddy goes to jail. Imediately or soon there after she starts frequenting nearby trailers,RVs or campers selling sexual favors for money to feed and house herself and/or spawn

Neck#1-" Did you hear Darlene's husband Richard went to jail for domestic violence and DUI the other day?"
Neck#2-"No way man that's like twice this month!"
Neck#1-" Yeah man I caught her going into Monroe's camper the day after he was arrested.

Neck#2-"Dang that's the fastest I ever seen someone start Doing The White Trash Shuffle !"

Doing The White Trash Shuffle by Duckuverymuch December 29, 2019