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Collect up all your semen in a jar. Over time it'll turn a thick copious white. After sealing the jar and attaching a nice ribbon around it, mail it to the girl you've been stalking for the past several months. Then revel in the imagination of her biting down upon a piece of toast smeared with your love.
I received some white marmalade through my mail yesterday and it tasted awful. That guy needs more protein in his diet.
by HuhWhat January 30, 2006

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