Whipster 

A Wannabe Hipster

Why did you get a mohawk? You look like a Whipster.

Whipster by Patc56 August 30, 2009

whateer 

Contraction of whatever. Used in poetry.

``Whate'er is in his way.'' --Shak.

whateer by omg, DUH!! October 26, 2003

Whipster 

Young children trained in the art of the dance move known as "whipping". These kids also have a unique taste in apparel, such has multiple hats stacked on their head, gold chains, tight pink exercise pants, floral timberland shoes, and just the largest, baggiest, t-shirt ever. But damn, these kids can whip.

Douchebag: So, you think you can whip as good as me and my fucking squad, huh Billie?
Billie: Damn right. (Now watch me whip, now watch me nae nae, now watch me whip whip)
Kid #1: Eyyyyyy!
Kid #2: Ohhh fuck
Kid #3: We got a motherfuckin whipster right here!
Billie: *smacks Douchebag's hat off* Damn straight.
Everyone: OOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Whipster by Talfiro August 6, 2015

Whipster 

A wannabe hipster

"My friend Ivan doesnt want to watch game of thrones because hes afraid he might like it which wouldnt be "hip" because everybody else likes it...therefore hes a whipster"

Whipster by Jayjay7 June 11, 2015

Whipster 

A white, yuppie hipster of Columbia Heights, Washington, DC

Whipster 1: Yo, wanna get a stickey bun from Stickey Fingers Vegan Bakery then bike over to Wonderland for some Delerium?

Whipster 2: Absolutely! But I need to stop at Bed, Bath, and Beyond for a new turkey baster first...

Whipster by CH Godmutha December 20, 2008

Whipster 

A common name for someone with an obsession with whipped cream.

Not to be confused with Whipper Poopie.

Bill: I see Bobs likes his cream.
Dan: You mean whipster likes his cream.

Whipster by YeModestMustache June 15, 2011

Whipster 

Irish slag for a female gold digger, hussy, or ho.

With no pre-nup the whipster took him to the cleaners.

Whipster by Fiona Ne September 20, 2006