Whiffled Balls 

Whiffled Balls: This term defines when your balls get really hot and hang low, or when a male is extremely relaxed, there balls may become whiffled, allowing them to hang low.

"Man my balls are so whiffled right now" or "Damn, this heat is making my balls whiffled" , or " These whiffled balls are practically smaking my knee caps".

Whiffled Balls by GaG nOt December 1, 2011

whiffle dick 

When a man has an std so bad that his dick is full of holes resembling a whiffle ball

My bro has been with so many prostitutes he has whiffle dick

whiffle dick by Square Dick May 4, 2018

whiffle dick 

A man with untreated, very bad , venereal disease, his penis is full of holes like a whiffle ball

Bronco should of went to the doctor years ago, now he has whiffle dick

whiffle dick by Square Dick March 2, 2018

whiffle bat

Not the most effective murder weapon...

*thump*
Kyle: "What the hell are you doing?"
Cartman: "I am killing you Kyle, but I could only afford a whiffle bat, so this might take some time."
*thump*

whiffle bat by ~DK~ May 17, 2006

whiffed on it 

forgot to attend, spaced out and missed it...

Sorry I didn't make it to the meeting. I wish I had a good excuse, but actually I just whiffed on it.

whiffed on it by lnmore borrowed from Deb January 20, 2009

Palming Whiffle

The act of placing your hand on a man’a whiffle as he gags on your flesh dart.

Bruh, I palming whiffle so hard last night I got a hair splinter from Dale’s head!

Palming Whiffle by Hairy Callahand September 16, 2021

Whiffle head 

Airhead, stupid, dumb - like a whiffle ball someone whose head is full of air or whose head the air whiffles through

What a whiffle headed idiot.

Whiffle head by zerominusminus June 10, 2009