Intercourse where spam is applied as lube. As the woman is lubing the man with mushed up spam, the man blindfolds himself. He then blindly thrusts, hopping to hit the vagina, but often entering the anus.
Guy 1: Dirty Spam Sand-which golf? whoever gets the most in out of ten wins.

Guy 2: Okay, Loser pays 10 bucks.

Guy 1: Now we need a hoe
by The creepy cafeteria woman April 14, 2012
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When one is faced with a situation with two equally difficult choices.
If I take the back seat, then I am cut off from the social interaction in the front seat. If I sit in the front seat, then I am cut off from the social interaction in the back seat. Which seat can I take?
by N A Q March 18, 2011
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This is a reference as to which sexuality a person is. It's a lowkey way of asking if a person is gay, straight, or any other sexuality in between.
John: Hey, you're really cute. Which way do you swing?
Amanda: I'm more into girls. Sorry I swing that way.
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As seen on Bob's Burgers: a burger served with chevre cheese!
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Chevre Which Way But Loose Burger, it comes with chevre cheese!"
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The egg. Obviously. Are you fucking retarded? "WeLl ThEn WhAt LaId ThAt EgG!?" The thing that chickens evolved from jackass. That's literally how evolution works. We have that pretty much completely figured out now don't we? Got it traced all the way back to single celled organisms. Eggs come before chickens. It's not a profound question.
Shit brain "Which came first the chicken or the egg."

Hym "You know and I know that the thing I'm talking about predates me doing this. I will do what's it takes to ensure it's failure as a means for social control. This or that. Entirely binary decision."
by Hym Iam February 23, 2023
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