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4.
the rough and grainy texture of a penis
"His penis felt very wheaty."
by Q&C February 22, 2005
 
1.
The breakfast of champions.
Mommy, I'm gonna have some wheaties for breakfast, because I'm a champion.
by Anonymous June 29, 2003
 
2.
When you wake up in the morning with a girl next to you that you hardly know and then have great butt sex with her. It is the new breakfast of champions.
8:30 am....
"Steve, how do I get back to your place?"
"You take Franklin back to LaSalle...wait where the fuck are you?"
"I slept at some girls place."
"Did you bang her?"
"No, but I ate my wheaties when I woke up."
"Huh?"
"I fucked her in the ass."
"Oh, word."
"Ya, it's the new breakfast of champions."
by Steve SSSSS December 28, 2007
 
3.
the rough texture of a penis
His penis felt wheaty.
by Q&C February 22, 2005
 
5.
really good weed
Man, let's go get some wheaties!
by FiberOneMasteRRR March 15, 2009