by editorjeff July 6, 2010
A girl whose sex game is so good, you need to eat your Wheaties in the morning and rest up before you go have sex with her.
by bad teefs August 15, 2010
A box of Wheaties in your crotch. Usually slightly obscured by the rest of your metal armor. Can be viewed while watching the show 'Ronin Warriors.'
by Doujinshi March 2, 2009
When you nut in their ass, and they poop and your cum is on the poop and they float around the bowl like cocoa wheaties.
Guy: I gave you coca wheaties this morning.
Guy2: what?
Guy1: I came in your ass, and there was my cum on your poops, cocoa wheaties.
Guy2: what?
Guy1: I came in your ass, and there was my cum on your poops, cocoa wheaties.
by Walter F. October 26, 2020
A guy who has sex with one girl while shes spread on the bed while another woman sits atop your shoulders spread as you eat her out
I walked into a room last night at the party and my bro has my girlfriend on his shoulders eating her out while he was banging my sister on the bed, hes a real wheaties man. Im not even mad, im impressed.
by Native Warrior February 27, 2009
pronunciating (es-witis); adjective derived from its root word "sweet", it represents that next level in sweetness.
by whitney/chris August 27, 2006
Has the possibility to literally mean crimping wheaties. Though it probably doesn't actually mean that. The origins of the word are very mysterious, but it probably originated somewhere in Falmouth.
Guy1: Guess what? I'm getting sucked in my plane!
Guy2: Your crimpin' wheaties Tim.
Guy1: Oh my god, I am not Crimping Wheaties!
Guy2: Your crimpin' wheaties Tim.
Guy1: Oh my god, I am not Crimping Wheaties!
by Rigon March 5, 2010