eat your wheaties 

A figure of speech which implies that you must be thoroughly prepared before engaging in a certain event. Usually, factors such as health physical stamina and mental state fall into what could be considered a "normal" state. however when the term eat your wheaties is directed at you this is done to inform you that to compete you must supercede normal levels of functioning.

The other day some guy at the bar told me that he could beat me in darts and i told him child please u better eat your wheaties.

While on descent from a vicious posterizing dunk, blake griffin muttered eat your wheaties to the unfortunate fool below him.

eat your wheaties by arturo f. hernandez January 21, 2011

Shit In My Wheaties 

A big let down, something/someone continually depressing any hopeful thoughts, raining on my parade

comparable to piss in my cornflakes and who peed in your wheaties

Telling me he wasn't single just totally shat in my Wheaties.

I could tell him I sold the car already, but I'd feel guilty just shitting in his Wheaties.

You look like somebody just shit in your Wheaties, son!

Shit In My Wheaties by ~Ren~ September 10, 2005

who peed in your wheaties? 

when someone comes into work looking distraught, or visibly upset, pouting, or sporting general negative vibes you say this to lighten the mood.

K: {comes in looking hungover and like she just did the walk of shame}
M: Who peed in your Wheaties??

who peed in your wheaties? by Kat November 25, 2004

wheaties 

The breakfast of champions.

Mommy, I'm gonna have some wheaties for breakfast, because I'm a champion.

wheaties by Anonymous June 29, 2003

Wheaties girl

A girl whose sex game is so good, you need to eat your Wheaties in the morning and rest up before you go have sex with her.

Last night I fucked Brenda and let me tell you that bitch is a Wheaties girl.

Wheaties girl by bad teefs August 14, 2010

skeet wheats 

when a pimp playa pulls back out of his bitch and angles his dangle towards the bowl of mini wheats, successfully frosting those mother fuckers

I'm gonna frost yo mini wheats with my skeet and give you a bowl of skeet wheats.

skeet wheats by Esmeralda Jones April 25, 2007

Wheater 

Originally coined by some idiot who kept saying it in chat. Originally meant nothing. Now it is a word used to get the other person (typically a streamer) to say the word back without knowing its part of the game.

Person in chat: wheater
Streamer: What the fuck is wheater?

Wheater by 2fat2ghey May 8, 2023