What's new in the zoo?

An alternative way of saying "what's up?"

Dude, what's new in the zoo?

Not much, you?

What's new in the zoo? by WALDO. That is all. November 28, 2010

What's new?

It's a sarcastic smart ass comment. Normally said just to be a dick. A lot of the time it can be funny too.

Friend: Yo, we can't chill tonight because my mom is being a cunt.
You: What's new?

Girlfriend: Sorry honey, umm, I forgot the lube.
You : What's new?

Dad: Son, I have to take a Gynormous dump.
You: What's new?

What's new? by joybuz July 11, 2009

what's new on the block 

When you want to find out what is happening between the family.

Person 1: Hey man?
Person 2: Not much, what's new on the block?

*Conversation continues*

what's new on the block by whatsnewontheblock October 9, 2016

What’s new

When it’s all due

What’s new

What’s new by “Iwanttowiiiin” June 3, 2026

What else is new? 

What you say when hearing old news, when something bad but predictable happens to you or when someone brings up something that's long lost its novelty.

Guy 1: "They're out of your favourite coffee."
You: "What else is new?"

Guy 2: "Life sucks."
You: "Yeah, what else is new."

Guy 3: "Pain really hurts."
You: (Just gives him a glance that says "what else is new".) But if he really is stupid enough to make a statement like that, maybe you should have said it in words.

What else is new? by werallsonsofbitches January 6, 2010

What else is new? 

A sarcastic phrase referring to an altogether predictable and meh revelation, literally meaning - so do you have something else that's real news?

Monica : Joey smells gas!
Chandler : So what else is new?

What else is new? by UD8946 August 4, 2020

New opp pack in the air, is this gas or what?

Originated from "No Auto Durk" by Lil Durk - implies an enemy (opp) was just killed (smoked).

New opp pack in the air, is this gas or what? He'd still be alive right now if you niggas ain't gas him up

New opp pack in the air, is this gas or what? by State of Slang November 7, 2020