you know what fuck you 

the best way to end a conversation about a conflict or something stupid.

guy1: A tomato is a fruit not a vegetable.
guy2: No its a vegetable!
guy1: No, it's a fruit. see it says that a tomato is in the fruit family in Websters Dictionary!
guy2: You know what fuck you!

you know what fuck you by man with the flow February 9, 2006

the what fuck 

Meaning what the fuck (or wtf), except expressing more confusion than usual.

Person 1: "Remember that one thing we did that one time with that one dude?"
Person 2: "The what fuck...?"

the what fuck by Mezalyth September 28, 2008

whafuck 

a mashup of the phrase "what the fuck" best used when speaking to a total idiot.

brother 1: Hey bro you asked me to clean the keyboard so I soaked it in hot water..

brother 2: OMG! whafuck were you thinking?

whafuck by conceptz May 25, 2010

WHAT FUCK 

A shorter version of "what the fuck"
Can be used in any situation.

"I pierce your nipples, k?"
"WHAT FUCK?"

WHAT FUCK by Steph September 30, 2004

Whatfuckingever 

Shows that one doesn't care about something. Similar to cool story bro.

Dav: yeah, so I was talking to my mum the other day and-
Mansi: it's mom
Dav: whatfuckingever.

Whatfuckingever by davverone October 29, 2011

Whatefuckver 

The combination of the words "fuck" and "whatever" which implies a total lack of interest for any given topic.

Her: I saw your ex dating Joe yesterday...
You: Whatefuckver, i couldn't care less about her as i'm banging her soon-to-be-ex-bff now, hah!

Teacher: I'm now ready to hand out last exam's results...
Brat: Whatefuckver douche!

Whatefuckver by Dr Manian October 13, 2011

whapfuck 

Similar to a game of pool, a game of whapfuck is subtly different in that a player stabs haphazardly at the cue ball (producing a "whap" noise) causing it to bounce freely around the table without doing anything useful to the game (often causing the player to shout "fuck!").

I was playing pool, but Rob was just playing whapfuck.

whapfuck by Dr. Proctor January 14, 2008