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Whatever sinks your ship 

A sarcastic variation of the phrase whatever floats your boat. Used in place of 'whatever floats your boat' when someone's preferences are harmful or you simply disagree with them.
Sammy: You should break up with Lex, she treats you like shit all the time.

Mark: Haha, she doesn't mean it. She only teases me cuz she likes me.

Sammy: Yeah... whatever sinks your ship, man.
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whatever flips your ship 

A clever play off of "Whatever floats your boat."
Used as a reply to a ludicrous sounding idea or statement.
"Hey man, I'm hungry. I'm gonna go get some popcorn."
"Whatever floats your boat."

"Hey man, I'm hungry. I'm gonna go nuke your goldfish in the microwave."
"Whatever flips your ship."

whatevership 

An in-between state where one's relationship with another does not have specific or clear parameters which could be due to a variety of factors, including but not limited to old feelings becoming new feelings, time and distance related circumstances, and a general uncertainty yet potentiality that leaves one hopeful yet unclear of the possibilities.
I just reconnected with an old friend and it's been a long time. We used to have a relationship, and there is a potential for another, but the mean time, it's kind of an interesting "whatevership"
whatevership by DoubleB77 July 31, 2016

whatevership 

An undefined and indefinable relationship between 2 people involving sexual, emotional or romantic elements.
Gladys and Bob are not dating or in a serious relationship...they are in a whatevership!
whatevership by Whatevership Girl December 8, 2010

Whatevership 

A relationship/friendship between a guy and a girl. I guy will say whatevership when he neither wants to confuse/makes things awkward by calling it a relationship and does not to potentially put the girl in the friend zone by accident. A whatevership is in between a friendship and relationship.
Luke: Hey John, you and Sarah seem to be hitting it off. Are you in a relationship or something?

John: No, we are in a whatevership. She's in a devoted relationship with Ben and we just happen to act like we are in a relationship, minus the kissing and other physical stuff.

Luke: So that makes you friends then?

John: I aint putting her in the friend-zone by accident dude. Have you seen her in a swimsuit? I'll just bide my time until she finds out Ben made out with Hannah while drunk at a party two weeks ago.
Whatevership by Stang October 31, 2013

whatevership 

An in-between state where one's relationship with another does not have specific or clear parameters which could be due to a variety of factors, including but not limited to old feelings becoming new feelings, time and distance related circumstances, and a general uncertainty yet potentiality that leaves one hopeful yet unclear of the possibilities.
I just reconnected with an old friend and it's been a long time. We used to have a relationship, and there is a potential for another, but the mean time, it's kind of an interesting "whatevership"
whatevership by DoubleB77 July 31, 2016

whatevership 

An in-between state where one's relationship with another does not have specific or clear parameters which could be due to a variety of factors, including but not limited to old feelings becoming new feelings, time and distance related circumstances, and a general uncertainty yet potentiality that leaves one hopeful yet unclear of the possibilities.
I just reconnected with an old friend and it's been a long time. We used to have a relationship, and there is a potential for another, but the mean time, it's kind of an interesting "whatevership"
whatevership by DoubleB77 July 31, 2016