Penguins which what said: "doobie doobie" 

Southern Hemisphere derivatives. Small, Aqautic Bird-fish that spend the majority of their time kickin' wicked front-flips and bangin' it to Bob Marley. Usually found brandishing a pair of fresh dollar-store sunglasses.. which what they don't really be havin' no need to be wearing in the first of place, since winter darkies-time down thur lasts for an unreasonably long-ass thyme.

When speaking: "What ever done happen to those Penguins which what said: "doobie doobie". "

Penguins which what said: "doobie doobie" by thegreatandterribledeviledking November 23, 2011

thats what she said 

a sexual inuendo, if something can be said in the bedroom but is said in an everyday conversation you can say thats what she said

"it wont fit"
"thats what she said!"

"its too hard"
"thats what she said!"

"just shove it in there"
"THATS WHAT SHE SAID!"

"Stop It!"
"THATS WHAT SHE SAID"
*THWACK*
"ow that hurt"
"thats what she said"

thats what she said by just-a-ninjapirate January 7, 2010

That’s what she said 

The best joke ever created, popularized by the NBC show “The Office”. Famously said a lot by the character Michael Scott.

Dwight: I can’t believe you came.
Michael: That’s what she said.

That’s what she said by TotallyNotHudson November 13, 2019

I said what I said

Doubling down on a controversial statement you previously made. Making it very clear that you have zero regrets over what you said, the statement remains factual and therefore you will not be apologizing to any persons offended by your valid opinions.

Kandi: So you saying my mama is low in the gutter ?!

Nene: Did I say she was low in the gutter? Did I write that she was low in the gutter ?

Kandi: WELL you implied it!

Nene: no I SAID WHAT I SAID!! ….And I ain’t changing on it!

I said what I said by Abbifranch January 22, 2022

that's what she said 

The most versatile joke on Earth.

"I think we can fit that in with the rest of them."
"That's what she said."

"Make sure it's long enough."
"That's what she said!"

"It hurts a little but it's not too bad."
"THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!!"

"John, we're concerned about your drinking."
"THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID.... Oh."

that's what she said by Cockulon 3000 August 26, 2007

thats what she said 

A phrase, added to the front of another, innocent sounding statement, that creates a funny and often obscene joke

DUDE< hurry up and eat that sub

chill out, its not like i can get it all in at once

thats what she said!

thats what she said by uwould June 1, 2005

that's what you said last night 

Alternative of 'that's what she said' Turning something normal someone has said, to being sexual.

Girl: *spits out food* Your sausage tastes too salty!
Boy: That's what you said last night..

that's what you said last night by Ojm123 October 7, 2011