the ridiculous condition of a winner politician who blames the former administrations, to justify the mere fact he is definitely unable.
Who does politics can choose the party to play with, the arguments to fight with, and the equivocal reasons to explain to the electorate, but can not choose the "favourite" priorities, budget deficits, environmental emergencies, and other embarrassing situations.
POLITICIAN: It's not my fault. The former mayor left a huge amount of budget deficit.
TV REPORTER (live): No, man: you can choose what you eat, you can not choose what you shit.
by logao November 4, 2018
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A great comeback to use when someone calls you a pussy.
Guy 1: "You won't jack that car?! You're a pussy."

Guy 2: "Well, you are what you eat."
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A phrase that is obviously not true because I eat pussy all the time and still do not display any vaginal qualities.
by tarhizzle October 1, 2006
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