1) an ill-fated ad campaign for UPS.

2) it can come out of your ass to make you feel less full.
My stomach was gurgling and I felt so bloated. So I asked myself “what can brown do for you?” and proceeded to the nearest toilet to take a huge shit.
by joseph blough March 31, 2022
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Disgusting slogan for a crappy-ass parcel service.Believe me, brown cant do NUTHIN for me!
"Apparently, they can fuck up my address when I order something online...fuck brown!
by Nastina August 6, 2005
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