"What's your ass?" is a question that is asked around the world. The actual meaning behind it is either, "How are you (on a scale of 1-10, 10 being the best)?" or "What are you doing?"
Nick: Yo, Ozzie what's your ass?

Ozzie: I'm about an 8.

Tim: Yo, Tino what's your ass?
Tino: My ass is chillen in my room.
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Alice: Oh wow! Did you hear that cardinal?

Jack: Yeah, annoying little prick.

Alice: What crawled up your ass and died?
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