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Whale shark gummer 

When you overfill your see through underwear with shrimp and then you go diving with whale sharks and they eat the shrimp out of your underwear.
Steve and Chris got whale shark gummers, I’m so jealous, dude.

Whale-Shark 

The expression on someones face when yawning, which resembles a whale shark.
Buddy 1- ‘Ohh my gosh, not geometry, im so tired (*yawns)’
Buddy 2- ‘Ahh, WHALE-SHARK!’
Whale-Shark by Pasta Boy February 23, 2010

whale shark 

Youve seen em' in local clubs, bars, and hamburger stands worldwide. A whale shark is a close relative of the mud shark. Close but no cigar. She is the heftier, more robust white woman who prefers the meat of a nigg. The way that she differs from a mud shark is that weighing 300+ lbs is not stopping her from thinking she can wear hoochie clothes. Her head is usually pumped up by black men into thinking she is gods gift to this earth. Feel free to hunt these disgusting animals.
Hey you seen that whale shark? she looked like rosie o' donnel
whale shark by jermdogg October 20, 2008

Whale Shark 

The most amazing best type of shark I love them so much they're my favourite shark they don't participate in eeping in the same way that humans (🙄) do, they live for over one hundred real years (REAL) and they have teeth on their eyes which is really cool also they're the biggest shark and they're friendly to humans they're very vulnerable to pollution so STOP POLLUTING MAN THEY NEED TO LIVE THEY ARE EXACTLY 💯 YEARS OLDER THAN YOU MAN STOP THAT POLLUTION SHIT
"OMG MAN I LOVE WHALE SHARKS SO MUCH THEYRE THE BEST I LOVE THEM" -every sensible person ever

Whale shark Wednesday 

A national holiday every Wednesday celebrating whale sharks
Brian: What day is it?
Linda: Its whale shark Wednesday!
Brian: Thanks!

whale shark unicorn

A mix of a whale shark and a unicorn. a whale shark with a horn on its head. people who like whale shark unicorns are stupid and ugly. whale sharks only no unicorns. kill the whale shark unicorn spill its blooooood.