squid and the whale'd

To masturbate and take your ejaculate when finished and wipe it on random/non-random things.

Matt: Dude, you squid and the whale'd the rental car seat?

Chris: There was a napkin but it was a good size load so it didn't get it all!

squid and the whale'd by slole1 October 15, 2011

National whale day 

Every Friday it’s national whale day

If you hear someone say whale you have to shout whale

Person 1 : “Hey, do you like whales?”
Person 2 : “WHALE!!!”
Person 1 : “What was that for”
Person 2 :“Do you not know what day it is. Well happy national whale day!”

National whale day by Rebekah the pigeon November 21, 2019

whale dick 

a beefy penis

amanda, your being a whale dick right now.

whale dick by Amanda116 February 15, 2009

Mexican whale diving 

While in Mexico you release in a Mexican whore's ass, and then you use a snorkel mask to suck out the semen and blow it out of the top like a whale.

While I was in Mexico I used an old sock as currency and bought a fat whore, and went Mexican whale diving!

Mexican whale diving by mexican whale diving November 17, 2013

Whale Den 

where whales make passionate meaningful whale love to eachother for 6 hours 32 minutes and 6 seconds all while singing the love of satan

in the whale den the narwals fucked hardcore on the whale table

Whale Den by Bolndes.do_it.Better March 4, 2015

whale den 

Another way of saying "well then", just better.

" My dog just died."
"Whale den"

whale den by Rainbuttcorntin January 13, 2017

Whale Dork 

The Penis of a Whale

John was jealous of the Whale Dork...

Whale Dork by Ian November 27, 2003