whacksturbate 

A cross off the words whack off, and masturbate.
Also a way to seem not serious unlike, i want to jack off.

DanNy: Where are you going Jim?
JiM: Im gonna go whacksturbate.
Both: Ha Ha Ha!
JiM: I'll be right back...

whacksturbate by ghoof June 11, 2006

whacksturbate 

A cross off the words whack off, and masturbate.
Also a way to seem not serious unlike, i want to jack off.

DanNy: Where are you going Jim?
JiM: Im gonna go whacksturbate.
Both: Ha Ha Ha!
JiM: I'll be right back...

whacksturbate by ghoof June 11, 2006

Wacksturbate 

Synonym of masturbate

I've been wacksturbating like a fucking amish boy!

Wacksturbate by Nord March 23, 2004

whackterbate 

v, to masterbait repeatedly and without concern for who is watching, to whack off way too much, esp while your roomate is in the room

Matt Mabe whackterbates every day that I've known him.

whackterbate by Tractor Willy October 20, 2004

whacksturbate 

1) portmanteau of whacking-off and masturbating
2) violently beating off then finish you jerk off session with calm swift hand motions

Bob: I love to whack-off violently then finish with a nice calm hand massage.

Tim: Don't do that because if you whacksturbate, your can fuck up your wrist

whacksturbate by one4the$ August 23, 2009

Whackterbate 

v. To manipulate one's schlong in order to produce, or reproduce, or rereproduce an emission.

Hey, why did Patrick drink half a bottle of NyQuil?

-- Oh, he's attempting to whackterbate before falling asleep.

Whackterbate by Davdav2000 December 15, 2011