whaleball 

A fun-loving acitivity that family and friends may participate in. It is similar to American baseball, but played in a pool where the team size may be anywhere from 2-5 players per team. The "bat" is a foam rubber whale and the "ball" is a mini-volleyball. Singles, doubles, triples, home-runs, foul-outs, strikeouts, balls, and foul-balls are all incorporated into this game thought up by the geniuses from GH and Lompton.

"Yo man, you see me jack the whaleball over the neighbor's fence? Shit. I put that thing into orbit!"

"Let's kick off the day with the inaugural game of whaleball."

whaleball by eRRoR_504 and error_014 June 30, 2009

whackitballs

The drifting globules of semen resulting from ejaculating in any sort of tub or swimming pool.

Bob smiled oddly when the two teenage girls in the jacuzzi screamed,"Look out! Whackitballs!"

whackitballs by BurnedOutBob November 8, 2006

whackability 

a unit of measure for how much you'd like to masturbate or jerk off to a particular person or movie.

A well known porn star said, "The most important thing about a porno is its 'whackability.'" Or, "You gotta see the movie for it's sheer whackability."

whackability by sigfreyd June 24, 2005

armoured wankball

A far more sensible name for "American Football", a game that rarely involves feet and certainly nothing ball-shaped.

I was arguing with an American over which was better, football or armoured wankball.

armoured wankball by Satan J. Dogbeast May 27, 2009

Whackerball 

Whackerball. Wow. That's just a whacky word isn't it? So you ask yourself "What is this crazy new word?" Well, we can tell you. Whackerball is only the funnest game known to mankind, so far.... Let us describe whackerball and its origins. First of all, Whackerball was created by three 14 year old boys who just couldn't decide what they wanted to do with their summer day. They had four options: play basketball, play baseball, play four square, or simply whack off. So they thought to themselves, why not do all of them at the same time? However, they decided that whacking off with three guys at once would be highly against their lifestyle choices. The boys picked up their bats, one basketball, and the 60 piece bucket of chalk. With the chalk they drew a fairly large circle in the street in front of one their driveways. They next divided the circle into three equal parts. Now that they had their playing field, they can begin the game.

SEE EXAMPLE BOX

So that is a rough outline of the game Whackerball. Feel free to play and come up with your own more specific rules. The game is about fun. Keep it that way. Haters back off. Oh and by the way, the game is called whackerball because we had to fit whacking off in there somewhere... ENJOY!!!!!

1.One person per section holding one metal baseball bat.
2. One basketball is necessary to play this game (preferably large)
3. The game is similar to four square in the sense that yo hit the ball from section to section.
4. One player starts with the ball and hits it into another players section (don't be too harsh for beginners)
5. The player whose section the ball has last bounced in now must get the ball to land in another players' section any way possible. You can only use the bat, and the ball can not bounce more than three times on the ground before landing in another players' section. If the ball bounces more than three times, that player receives a point. (points are bad)
6. When a player reaches 11 points, they are out of the game.
7. When there is only one player left, that player is the Whackerball champ

Whackerball by whacking kings August 1, 2011

whackalicious 

Something that is wierd, yet has some suddle appeal. Although it has a conotation to food, it is not nessacarily something edible.

A girl who is strange, but yet sexy, could be considered whackalicious.

whackalicious by John D. Jones III June 17, 2008

wreckball

A sport played weilding a long-handled shovel used to whack a mostly deflated basketball (or like)as far as one can. The goal is to acumulate as many points as one can by hitting or "wrecking" an object placed at random. The farther away the object is (or smaller) the more points it is worth. The overall point of the game is to destroy the selected target.

Tips: Wear gloves. Moving or battery operated objects are more fun to wreck. If you can convince your friends mom to stand in as a target, that's worth major fucking points.

-"Hey bro where'd my limited edition collectible Furby go-"?
-"Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... Wreckball bra"

wreckball by Daniel Padgett/Chris LaVine May 10, 2008