whack in a pair of apples

1) To listen to music on your iPod, iPhone etc

2) To stuff two apples into any orifice

Some idiot was playing music on the bus so loud the other day. I wasn't bothered but my friend was so I told her to whack in a pair of apples...

...He won't be able to walk straight for weeks.

by SubLimeGreen April 22, 2009