wetworking

a technique simulating the experience of shock, in which a person is strapped, face up, to a chair and their eyes are forced open with a speculum, while exposing large quantities of intense imagery to the individual for prolonged and varied amounts of time, allegedly making the victims insane.

Legend has it, that he escaped from a sanitarium somewhere in New York. Others believe he was an operative, who went rogue. They say, on particular nights, you can catch a glimpse of him running around in the pale moonlight, and hear an insatiable, crazed laughter while he is inundated with wetworking his victims at the slaughterhouse. He is the GUERRILLA ARTIST, known as THE KING OF SLOP. STRAIGHT OUTTA NEWBURGH. THERE IS NONE HIGHER. THIS IS HIS FIRE.

by Gray Water December 24, 2017

wetworking

sleeping with someone in order to get some sort of career-related goal accomplished.

I was out wetworking last night - I woke up in the bed of one of the most successful techno dj/producers. Hopefully he'll play my parties now!!

by HMacNYC March 25, 2010

Wetwork

Assassination, or a job that is likely to include killing someone.

"Fine, I'll take the case, but I have to warn you, I don't do wetwork," he said, pulling out a 9mm, checking the chamber and sliding it into his holster. "If it looks like I need this, I'm going to charge you double."

by taokoan December 31, 2004

Wetwork

To muder or kill either in defense or to complete a certain task which could be murder in itself.

Usually associated with covert operations.

If you've got to do any wetwork be sure to use the silencer so you don't draw any attention to yourself.

by That-One-Guy November 1, 2003

wetwork

(v.)the act of pissing on other men for money, usually a very quotable line from the Hollywood hit classic, Horrible Bosses.

guy 1. i went on the men seeking men page and tried to look for assasins under wetwork. i found you
guy 2. im not an asassin.
guy 1. your not
guy 2. no i take large heaping amounts of piss on other men
guy 1. oh...awks

by MJURMZ November 21, 2011

wetwork

The hard work done when skinning an animal and preparing the meat in the wet stage.

"Damn, I am not looking forward to the wetwork on the moose we shot".

by El Xander June 15, 2011

Wetwork

The act of pleasuring a vagina with mad skill.

Harold: Man, let night it was easy getting wetwork done in the shower with Corrin!

by Alfred Miller September 26, 2009