wetarded 

When one or more sexy big dick swangin cold pieces of work are together and their individual retardedness combines into a 4th dinensional type unworldly unfathomable awesomeness-ness that is irresistable and unstoppable to all beings.

Them two boys is so wetarded,they make my pussy drip.

Them two boys are so wetarded they make my dick hard.

wetarded by Gangster Anonymous February 14, 2014

wetawded 

By definition wetawded is an adjective used to describe someone or something that is not working correctly or at full potential. Usually this is brought on by lack of sleep, illness, or by use of alcohol or drugs. However, it can be used to describe the effects a mood has on a person as well. Most commonly it is used as a silly way to point out self-retardation on a subject, or a temporary state of not understanding something due to one of the above reasons.

Coming from the original word 'retard', or 'retarded', wetawd or wetawded may take it's place in any sentence. It is used to 'poke fun' at it's mother word 'retard'. By doing so it is not as offensive or harsh. It also implies a sense of irony, in that you are too retarded to actually pronounce the word correctly.

You may also use the word wetawd when watching someone do something really, really stupid.

1) I cannot function today I am totally wetawded. 2)What's wrong with you? Are you a wetawd? 3) Get a clue and stop being such a wetawd. 4) I am not wetawded... at least not yet. 5) What the **** is wrong with that guy? What a total wetawd!

wetawded by Melikamail July 5, 2009

webtarded 

the inablility to navigate the web with ease.

I am feeling totally webtarded because I just purchased the same thing four times within one minute. darn 'continue' button...

webtarded by anonymous_a April 14, 2008

weetarded 

Result from owning and operating a Suzuki DL650 V-Strom motorcycle. Otherwise known as a WEE.

I've ridden my bike so much that I have become weetarded.

weetarded by Loura C. October 21, 2008

Watarded 

An individual who is way retarded; this individual surpasses what it otherwise considered to be the standard of retarded or idiotic behavior. This individual is even considered exceptionally retarded among the regularly retarded.

Dude, trying to prove that you could pull that anvil with your nuts when you can’t even life a ten pound weight with your arm was watarded! Seriously man, those with special helmet requirements know better than that.

Watarded by Stacey *iz* hisrockstaR August 22, 2009

sofa king wetarted

I don't get it...

sofa king wetarted ... I don't get it...

sofa king wetarted by terryzz February 17, 2009