A wet dream is something that occurs during the night while one is sleeping. Whether you are aware of being in a dream, or not, you'll be minding your own buisnuss in your dream, and out of nowhere, get splashed by a bucket of water.
Todd: "Hey, guess what happened man?"
Ed: "What would that be, Todd?"
Todd: "I had a wet dream last night! I was just minding my own buisnuss in my dream, when Jack jumped from nowhere and slam-dunked a bucket full of water onto my head!"
Ed: "That asshole..."
Ed: "What would that be, Todd?"
Todd: "I had a wet dream last night! I was just minding my own buisnuss in my dream, when Jack jumped from nowhere and slam-dunked a bucket full of water onto my head!"
Ed: "That asshole..."
by MrCat July 28, 2015
by Light Joker June 24, 2007
Brody had a wet dream where he was fucking his girlfriend Bailey. He woke up to see he had been having sex with his pillow, and it had dried cum in it.
by MooMoo1245 June 3, 2017
A wet dream is something that occurs during the night while one is sleeping. Whether you are aware of being in a dream, or not, you'll be minding your own buisnuss in your dream, and out of nowhere, get splashed by a bucket of water.
Todd: "Hey, guess what happened man?"
Ed: "What would that be, Todd?"
Todd: "I had a wet dream last night! I was just minding my own buisnuss in my dream, when Jack jumped from nowhere and slam-dunked a bucket full of water onto my head!"
Ed: "That asshole..."
Ed: "What would that be, Todd?"
Todd: "I had a wet dream last night! I was just minding my own buisnuss in my dream, when Jack jumped from nowhere and slam-dunked a bucket full of water onto my head!"
Ed: "That asshole..."
by MrCat July 28, 2015
n. Sarcastic name for any garish, expensive, unneeded water features added to your home to cause endless plumbing trouble while adding a taint of both relaxing arty decoration and carcinogenic black mould.
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Dude! Haven't seen you at the skate park lately. What up?
Been having trouble with my wet dreams again. You got any extra towels I could borrow?
Whoa. Respect.
Been having trouble with my wet dreams again. You got any extra towels I could borrow?
Whoa. Respect.
by gnostic3 June 5, 2017
A wet dream is a mixed blended alcoholic drink, in a blender add ice cream, kahlua, and milk. blend until desired consistency. alter amounts based on how many people you are making drinks for.
by KingDude June 22, 2010
When a boy going through puberty has a very sexual dream usually including vaginas, sex or masturbation. He then gets an erection and semen squirts out of his penis
by Peter Ennis November 24, 2019