Wet Walter 

The act of dampening your finger and sticking it in an unexpecting victims butt crack, as you would a wet willy

Beth bent over in front of me and the opportunity presented itself so I gave her a Wet Walter

Wet Walter by TylerJ182 May 11, 2009

wet walter 

similar to a wet willy (or willie), but when you lick your finger and put it in someone's asshole, making sure to turn it around for discomfort. extra points for anal discharge.

while evan was sleeping, i went behind him and gave him a wet walter

wet walter by evanslover December 11, 2007

Wet Walter 

A niche sex act in which a man, ejaculates into his hand and then slaps his partner across the face.

Man: Here comes the payload… WET WALTER!

Wet Walter by Hans Francisco May 22, 2022

wet walter 

Getting your finger wet and wiggling it in someones coin slot

"oh that girls crack is showing.. give her a wet walter"

wet walter by twaler May 11, 2009

Wet Walter 

A "Wet Walter" is a step up from what is known as a "Wet Willy". During this act, a woman (or man) sticks their fingers in an aroused vagina to lubricate their fingers, and then when the other person least expects it, they stick those fingers in unsuspecting victim's ear.

Dude 1: "Man... I was watching some television last night, and my girlfriend came behind me and stuck her wet fingers in my ear."
Dude 2: "I appreciate her old school cool with the Wet Willy attack."
Dude 1: "Nah man. They were in her cooch first. Not her mouth. It was a Wet Walter."

Wet Walter by Karl and Eustace December 15, 2014

Wet Water 

A phrase commonly used by two friends to refer to stating the obvious. This often occurs when they’ve discussed intensely personal matters over text but haven’t said shit to each other in person apart from x equalling 13.
Or just a genuine genius observation.

Gamer Girl:*stares*

Genius Boy: *stares*
*more staring*

Gamer boy: Water is wet! Wet water

*basks in glory*

Wet Water by Distractor in Chief March 30, 2021

Wet like water 

When shooting that basketball and it goes through the basket without touching the rim

He was shooting the ball and it was only wet like water

Wet like water by DoCheese September 11, 2016