wet floor 

A form a payback to someone that entails deviant sexual circumstances. One never knows the exact nature of the retribution nor the devise used for such and is unable to protect them self or avoid it.

"That bitch made me move the couches this morning. I'll give her a wet floor."

wet floor by Shifty Eye May 29, 2012

wet floor sign 

this is what you steal from dining halls when you are bored in college and have nothing better to do with your time or your life.

P1: i just started a new wet floor sign collection in my room!
P2: for why tho?
P1: cause i enjoy wet floor signs... all of them... i want EVERY ONE... especially from bent ;)

wet floor sign by cinnamon bent pancakes March 3, 2021

wet floor sign 

A sign needed when a girl creams her panties about a really hot person.
Used to warn others of a slick floor due to the vast amount of bodily fluids excreted from said woman.

Hot guy walks by
Girl: (raves about guys hotness and awesome he is)
Friend: Damn girl, I need to get you a wet floor sign

wet floor sign by TMoney_333 October 19, 2015

caution wet floor

A chappaqua with much more talent then The flu or The undecided

Jon kinney march 13" man caution wet floor kicks ass i wish the flu was this good "

caution wet floor by Henry Neverstand March 22, 2004

ll WeT Floor ll 

the best halo 2 clan in the world, consisting of henry (the best) tom the 2nd best and constanti ans hing who are crap and let the clan down

oiii i hope we dont verse ll WeT Floor ll again cause they'll kick are ass again!!!!

ll WeT Floor ll by wet floor rules March 20, 2005

Slippery Wet Floor

When a person tries to relieve themselves by masturbating before 12 PM, but end up ejaculating on the floor, and promptly slip on it, causing some to get in the person's mouth.

Person 1: Man I just had such a bad morning, I tried to pop a rasclart and ended up doing a Slippery Wet Floor.
Person 2: That sucks!

Slippery Wet Floor by Morbius number 2 June 13, 2022

the floor is wet 

A slang in prisons across US that is implying on nearby guards that are coming to search and/or check on prisoners. It's used between inmates to warn each other of upcoming possible guard.
Is also refereed to as "the floor is soaking wet" or "the floor is really wet" which means that C.O.'s know something is up, and the inmates should really hurry up with covering up any possible "unacceptable or illegal actions".

*THE FLOOR IS WET* screamed an inmate as he warned his inmates from possible danger.

the floor is wet by Frankliiin January 14, 2017