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wet butter 

Smoother than butter.

Slicker than butter.

Slipperier than butter.

A graceful or easy occurrence.
The pilot eased the plane in for landing like wet butter.

The aptitude test went as smooth as wet butter.
wet butter by Douggles June 15, 2009
n. - a medical condition consiting of poop remnants mixing with sweaty discharge

characterized by: moistness between the butt cheeks

symptoms include: tire tracks in underwear paired with easily noticed offensive odor

common names include: soup ass, stink butt, swamp ass, crotch rot, and monkey butt
Darn, after running that mile, I had a mean case of wet butt.
wet butt by mike February 22, 2004
Wet Butt is a rare disease where a someone’s butt is wet all day every day.
Damn Peter your butts wet, get that checked out, I think you got Wet Butt.
Wet Butt by Dan The Destroy69 April 30, 2023
Wet Butt is a rare disease where a someone’s butt is wet all day every day.
Damn Peter your butts wet, get that checked out, I think you got Wet Butt.
Wet Butt by Dan The Destroy69 April 30, 2023

Wet butt disease 

What you get when you try to sit on a toilet with its seat raised, and so you end up falling into the bowl and getting your butt wet with dirty toilet water.
Damn it! You forgot to lower the toilet seat when you were finished! Now I've caught the wet butt disease!
Wet butt disease by Vinderex September 7, 2021

Wet Butter 

When a plane barely takes off of a runway and lands very smoothly in the sea in front of the runway (unintentionally).
Oh shit, did that 737 do a wet butter at Madeira?
Wet Butter by BigMacaroni January 13, 2020