Wet Blanket

a blanket that is wet

damn i got a wet blanket

by marthayouclumsyslut May 2, 2021

Wet Blanket

When the pass is a three. Straight to the setter's hands.

skraaaa skra pap pap that pass was a wet blanket bois.

by angrysharky November 2, 2017

human wet blanket

When someone exits a shower or bath and proceeds to lay their body directly on top of you, without drying off first.

Him: "Take off that duvet girl, I've got that good human wet blanket coming your way"
Her: "Fine, but I hope this results in me being wet from than just your human blanket ish"
Him: "Snore noise..."

by GlazeHer March 31, 2014

human wet blanket

When someone exits a shower or bath and proceeds to lay their body directly on top of you, without drying off first.

Him: "Take off that duvet girl, I've got that good human wet blanket coming your way"
Her: "Fine, but I hope this results in me being wet from than just your human blanket ish"
Him: "Snore noise..."

by GlazeHer April 11, 2014

Wet Nigga Blanket

1 - A blanket made of ur homies gay ass tears
2 - Hurting someone so hard they're going to need a blanket made out of their own tears

1 - That dude's got a wet nigga blanket what a fag
2 - Let's rekt this team so bad they're going to be crying to their moms for their Wet Nigga Blankets

by CIRCLESAREMYLIFE January 13, 2019

blanket wet bitch

the lowest of lowly bitches (not to be outdone by the skank bitch or the cunt bitch); the bitch that sleeps in Your tent, uses Your blanket and then has the audacity to get it wet against the side of the tent. what a blanket wet bitch

"pass the pipe you blanket wet bitch!"

"hey whats up?"
"fuck you, you blanket wet bitch!"

by The Chums Reborn September 12, 2008

wet sandy blanket

Someone who complains about hating the beach while at the beach.

Christina: Yo, what's up with Zach?

Paul: Oh, he's just a wet sandy blanket....

by James Shakleford May 10, 2020