Australian Western Grip 

A masturbation technique in which the male wraps his hand around his raised leg and pleasures himself with a reverse over-hand grip in order to allow "down under exploration" of the anus with the thumb. This technique was first pioneered by the native Aborigines of the continent. The Australian Western Grip allows for dual stimulation of both the penis and the anus. It was first imported to the US by a local jew named Eric AKA "The Professor of Funny Business".

Person A: "....and that was the first time I tore my ACL.. and the second time I got crabs."
Person B: "Oh straight"
Person C: "Wait can you tell the story again?"
Person A: I got cock-blocked last night so i went home and used the Australian Western Grip and it was totally awesome. Too bad i slipped on a banana peel and tore my ACL."
Person B: "Shits Weak."

Australian Western Grip by Boys Club March 18, 2009

Western Australia 

Western Australia - is a state of Australia on the westcoast

of Australia, excluding external territories.It is bounded by the Indian Ocean to the north & west, the Southern Ocean to the south, the Northern Territory to the north-east, & South Australia to the south-east. Western Australia is Australia's largest state & it's capital is Perth.

The 1st human inhabitants of Australia arrived from the north about 40,000 to 60,000 years ago. Over thousands of years they eventually spread across the whole landmass. These Indigenous Australians were long established throughout Western Australia by the time European explorers came in the early 17th century.

Western Australia is home to 1 of the country's leading performance training institutions, the acclaimed Western Australian Academy of Performing Arts (WAAPA), as well as a burgeoning theatrical & musical scene.

Sports

Baseball: The Perth Heat compete in the Australian Baseball League.

Basketball: The Perth Wildcats (men) and Perth Lynx (women) compete in the National Basketball League & Women's National Basketball League, respectively

Netball: The West Coast Fever compete in the ANZ Championship.

Popular food here

Pavlova
Manjimup Truffles by Superior Perigord Truffles
Wine & craft beer
Seafood

Lamb & Lupins
Pasta

Meat pies

Kangaroo meat

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Western Australia :

The Emu Wars , aka the Great Emu war

In 1932 to address public concern over the number of emus said to be destroying crops in the Campion district within the Wheatbelt of Western Australia. The unsuccessful attempts to curb the population of emus, a large flightless bird indigenous to Australia, employed Royal Australian Artillery soldiers armed with machine guns , rifles & jeeps leading the media to adopt the name "Emu War" when referring to the incident. While a number of the birds were killed, the emu population persisted & continued to cause crop destruction.

By December 1932, word of the Emu War had spread, reaching the UK. Some conservationists there protested the cull as "extermination of the rare emu".Dominic Serventy & Hubert Whittell, the eminent Australian ornithologists, described the "war" as "an attempt at the mass destruction of the birds".

Throughout 1930s onward, exclusion barrier fencing became a popular means of keeping emus out of agricultural areas (in addition to other vermin, such as dingoes & rabbits).

It lasted from 2 November ,1932 – 10 December, 1932
(1 month, 1 week and 1 day)
Long story short the Emu birds won.

Western Australia by Blu_leef May 18, 2023

Western Australia 

A place in which one can truly call home, with it's sandy interior and white sandy beaches this state is great

Yo let's go to Western Australia

Western Australia by Legitaussie 🇦🇺 January 24, 2021

western australia 

the westy part of australia

we all live in western australia yes the whole world SHUTTUP!

western australia by juliabob squarepants May 2, 2008

Bankwest (Bank of Western Australia) 

Bank of Western Australia (commonly known as BankWest) is a full service bank based in Perth, Western Australia.

Formerly a wholly owned subsidiary of HBOS plc, Halifax Bank Of Scotland In late 2008 the bank was bought by the CBA group, Commonwealth Bank of Australia who have promised to retain the BankWest brand.

BankWest is the bank best known for its Happy Banking initiative, which aims to make banking a more positive experience and to win customers from the ‘Big 4’ banks.

Originally from Western Australia, BankWest has attracted thousands of customers around the country with it's competitively priced products such as the TeleNet Saver account.

Bankwest (Bank of Western Australia)
Happy Banking an initiative from Bankwest :-)

Bankwest (Bank of Western Australia) by Bankwest September 19, 2009

Western Australia 

The best Australian state, with the best trained police in the whole country and the centre of operations for the Special Air Service Regiment (SASR).

That cool kid is from western australia!

Western Australia by MikeDawg96 January 25, 2012

Western Australia 

When God was making Australia, he started with the eastern side. After creating all of it's wonders, be couldn't be bothered making the western half, so he put a desert there and filled it with a heap of obnoxious, self-absorbed pricks.

"Would you like to come to Western Australia with me?

"No, I would prefer choke to death, thank you".

Western Australia by D McMoney December 29, 2011