A church located in Topeka, Kansas headed by pastor Fred Phelps. It's made up of about 100 members (most of whom are members of Phelps' family) who take the bible as the EXACT word of God. They believe that society in general is doomed because of our openness and tolerance of homosexuality which makes God hate us. They've become infamous for picketing the funerals of US soliders who died in Iraq and Afghanistan because they fight for a country that tolerates homosexuals. They praise their deaths as God's infallable judgement and God's wrath for a society of, as they put it, fags and fag enablers (people who tolerate gays). Surprisingly, most of the church members are very educated, Fred Phelps even was a civil rights lawyer. They've also targeted groups of people besides gays such as the Swedish, the Irish, Jews, Catholics, Muslims, and countless others. Pastor Phelps has also been involved in many political activities, running for several political positions in the state of Kansas as a Democrat.
by Koko Costanza August 5, 2008
Christians + Hate x Family Fucking - Reason or Intelligence = WBC.
This cult is a source of hate to the point even Satan is stunned by it. They protest at funerals of fallen soldiers to even a little girl's funeral. They are the ass wart in the United States taint. This cult consist of 100 losers which is mostly of family members who date each other.
The leader of this cult is Fred Phelps whom is a old fuck that has the personalities of the following.
Stalin's Compassion (He had none)
Hitler's Anger (There is nothing worst than a Nazi)
Charlie Sheen's Wisdom (With the coke)
Mel Gibson's Charisma (He only attracts 1 person out of 1 million)
Ossam Bin Landin's Beliefs (Not Islam but Jesus)
The WBC is majority full of idiots who insult America even though they need it in order to protest because with out the police that protects them they would be ass raped by the locals
In a popular betting game called Death Poll, the WBC is ranked the houses favorite to be killed by
-Bomb
-Mob
-Other Crazies
-Cars
-People Who Attend Funerals
-Sicilians
-Irish
-Russians
-Marines
-Army Soldiers
-Navy Seamen
-Air Force Pilots
-Veterans from WWII to Gulf War
-High School Students
-College Students
-Poison
-Trained Dogs
-Hitman
-Jesus Himself
-God Himself
-Lightning Bolt
-The Plague
-Starvation
-Diseases
-AIDs by rape or stabbed by infected syringe
-Stabbed by knife
-Die in a foreign country
This cult is a source of hate to the point even Satan is stunned by it. They protest at funerals of fallen soldiers to even a little girl's funeral. They are the ass wart in the United States taint. This cult consist of 100 losers which is mostly of family members who date each other.
The leader of this cult is Fred Phelps whom is a old fuck that has the personalities of the following.
Stalin's Compassion (He had none)
Hitler's Anger (There is nothing worst than a Nazi)
Charlie Sheen's Wisdom (With the coke)
Mel Gibson's Charisma (He only attracts 1 person out of 1 million)
Ossam Bin Landin's Beliefs (Not Islam but Jesus)
The WBC is majority full of idiots who insult America even though they need it in order to protest because with out the police that protects them they would be ass raped by the locals
In a popular betting game called Death Poll, the WBC is ranked the houses favorite to be killed by
-Bomb
-Mob
-Other Crazies
-Cars
-People Who Attend Funerals
-Sicilians
-Irish
-Russians
-Marines
-Army Soldiers
-Navy Seamen
-Air Force Pilots
-Veterans from WWII to Gulf War
-High School Students
-College Students
-Poison
-Trained Dogs
-Hitman
-Jesus Himself
-God Himself
-Lightning Bolt
-The Plague
-Starvation
-Diseases
-AIDs by rape or stabbed by infected syringe
-Stabbed by knife
-Die in a foreign country
*Fred Phelps The Pastor Of Westboro Baptist Church Dies*
Fred Phelps "Jesus did I do good my master"
Jesus "Ummm bro fuck you"
*Jesus pulls a lever and Phelps lands in hell*
Phelps "Oh no I was wrong please spare me Satan"
Satan "Ummm fuck you to as well loser"
Phelps "Huh?"
*Satan pulls a lever and Phelps is launched into the sun*
Satan "Im glad Phelps is gone,,,,,I cant stand someone who is more eviler than me"
Fred Phelps "Jesus did I do good my master"
Jesus "Ummm bro fuck you"
*Jesus pulls a lever and Phelps lands in hell*
Phelps "Oh no I was wrong please spare me Satan"
Satan "Ummm fuck you to as well loser"
Phelps "Huh?"
*Satan pulls a lever and Phelps is launched into the sun*
Satan "Im glad Phelps is gone,,,,,I cant stand someone who is more eviler than me"
by RattlesnakeOfAZ March 15, 2011
Christians + Hate x Family Fucking - Reason or Intelligence = WBC.
This cult is a source of hate to the point even Satan is stunned by it. They protest at funerals of fallen soldiers to even a little girl's funeral. They are the ass wart in the United States taint. This cult consist of 100 losers which is mostly of family members who date each other.
The leader of this cult is Fred Phelps whom is a old fuck that has the personalities of the following.
Stalin's Compassion (He had none)
Hitler's Anger (There is nothing worst than a Nazi)
Charlie Sheen's Wisdom (With the coke)
Mel Gibson's Charisma (He only attracts 1 person out of 1 million)
Ossam Bin Landin's Beliefs (Not Islam but Jesus)
The WBC is majority full of idiots who insult America even though they need it in order to protest because with out the police that protects them they would be ass raped by the locals
In a popular betting game called Death Poll, the WBC is ranked the houses favorite to be killed by
-Bomb
-Mob
-Other Crazies
-Cars
-People Who Attend Funerals
-Sicilians
-Irish
-Russians
-Marines
-Army Soldiers
-Navy Seamen
-Air Force Pilots
-Veterans from WWII to Gulf War
-High School Students
-College Students
-Poison
-Trained Dogs
-Hitman
-Jesus Himself
-God Himself
-Lightning Bolt
-The Plague
-Starvation
-Diseases
-AIDs by rape or stabbed by infected syringe
-Stabbed by knife
-Die in a foreign country
This cult is a source of hate to the point even Satan is stunned by it. They protest at funerals of fallen soldiers to even a little girl's funeral. They are the ass wart in the United States taint. This cult consist of 100 losers which is mostly of family members who date each other.
The leader of this cult is Fred Phelps whom is a old fuck that has the personalities of the following.
Stalin's Compassion (He had none)
Hitler's Anger (There is nothing worst than a Nazi)
Charlie Sheen's Wisdom (With the coke)
Mel Gibson's Charisma (He only attracts 1 person out of 1 million)
Ossam Bin Landin's Beliefs (Not Islam but Jesus)
The WBC is majority full of idiots who insult America even though they need it in order to protest because with out the police that protects them they would be ass raped by the locals
In a popular betting game called Death Poll, the WBC is ranked the houses favorite to be killed by
-Bomb
-Mob
-Other Crazies
-Cars
-People Who Attend Funerals
-Sicilians
-Irish
-Russians
-Marines
-Army Soldiers
-Navy Seamen
-Air Force Pilots
-Veterans from WWII to Gulf War
-High School Students
-College Students
-Poison
-Trained Dogs
-Hitman
-Jesus Himself
-God Himself
-Lightning Bolt
-The Plague
-Starvation
-Diseases
-AIDs by rape or stabbed by infected syringe
-Stabbed by knife
-Die in a foreign country
*Fred Phelps The Pastor Of Westboro Baptist Church Dies*
Fred Phelps "Jesus did I do good my master"
Jesus "Ummm bro fuck you"
*Jesus pulls a lever and Phelps lands in hell*
Phelps "Oh no I was wrong please spare me Satan"
Satan "Ummm fuck you to as well loser"
Phelps "Huh?"
*Satan pulls a lever and Phelps is launched into the sun*
Satan "Im glad Phelps is gone,,,,,I cant stand someone who is more eviler than me"
Fred Phelps "Jesus did I do good my master"
Jesus "Ummm bro fuck you"
*Jesus pulls a lever and Phelps lands in hell*
Phelps "Oh no I was wrong please spare me Satan"
Satan "Ummm fuck you to as well loser"
Phelps "Huh?"
*Satan pulls a lever and Phelps is launched into the sun*
Satan "Im glad Phelps is gone,,,,,I cant stand someone who is more eviler than me"
by RattlesnakeOfAZ March 15, 2011
A church that everyone, INCLUDING CHRISTIANS, hate. Known for picketing funerals and walking around with posters that says "God hates (X)". Also rejoice over dead kids and the likes.
When the Westboro Baptist Church decided to picket Jeff Hanneman's funeral, they didn't know what would happen when they went up against thousands of Slayer Fans. Needless to say, they didn't come out of that one looking pretty.
by Anhilliator1 February 4, 2017
fucking idiots. they are completely ignorant and i wish they had never been born. props to the girl who escaped that freaking cult because she saw sense unlike the rest of them who just let themselves be brainwashed and then they brainwash their kids in turn. they misinterpret the bible to be about hate and misrepresent christians to the world. christian terrorists.
If the douches from the Westboro Baptist Church are going to heaven I think I would rather be in hell!
by wefwqergfd June 2, 2011
A group of sick fucks that give Christianity a bad name. They go around picketing and protesting every fucking thing that's beliefs are not absolutely identical to theirs. They claim that everyone who tolerates homosexuality or anything they disagree with for that matter is going to hell. It's fucking shit. They have no sanity or compassion in them, and if anyone deserves to go to fucking hell, it's them. They're sorry fucking excuses for human beings.
The westboro baptist church apparently thinks that God hates fags, dykes, America, and anything else that is not 100% Christian. Someone needs to blow their fucking heads off. Ignorant cunts make me sick.
by xxXxx October 20, 2013
The WBC is a wretched hive of scum and villainy, they are loathsome vermin who cast a vile light on mainstream Christianity. Some people even associate them with other Christians (see WBC-itis), although it's important to note that the WBC rejects, and is rejected by, all other denominations. They claim that God hates, while other Christian denominations teach that God loves exclusively.
People call them a hate group that opposes homosexuals. In fact, they're so much more than that. In their demented minds, everyone who isn't a member of their church is either a "fag" or "fag enabler" with absolutely no exceptions. Everyone but them is going straight to hell, and God hates everyone but them.
Not only do they celebrate and disrupt the funerals of homosexuals, but they also do the same for members of the American Military who are killed in action. The irony, of course, is that the American Military are the very reason that these asswipes have the First Amendment right to spew their disgusting hate speech everywhere, and therefore they owe the military an enormous debt of gratitude, as do we all.
People call them a hate group that opposes homosexuals. In fact, they're so much more than that. In their demented minds, everyone who isn't a member of their church is either a "fag" or "fag enabler" with absolutely no exceptions. Everyone but them is going straight to hell, and God hates everyone but them.
Not only do they celebrate and disrupt the funerals of homosexuals, but they also do the same for members of the American Military who are killed in action. The irony, of course, is that the American Military are the very reason that these asswipes have the First Amendment right to spew their disgusting hate speech everywhere, and therefore they owe the military an enormous debt of gratitude, as do we all.
The Westboro Baptist Church is perhaps the sickest and most evil group that operates within the law in this day and age. They are a putrid, infected, cancerous pustule on our great country.
At the exact opposite end of the spectrum is the FFRF, or Freedom From Religion Foundation, who seek to ban religion, and mock those who believe. Frankly, it's a shame that we can't throw these two extremist hate groups into an arena until they all end up killing each other.
At the exact opposite end of the spectrum is the FFRF, or Freedom From Religion Foundation, who seek to ban religion, and mock those who believe. Frankly, it's a shame that we can't throw these two extremist hate groups into an arena until they all end up killing each other.
by klopek007 March 3, 2010