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Workiabetes

When you bring your work home with you and you can't spend time with your friends or family because you have to do a certain work task at a certain time.

The fake disease you get from working to much from home, and your friends make fun of you for having Workiabetes.

Can also be used in place of the word Workaholic.

Workableness the word that Microsoft Word replaces Workiabetes with when you try to spell check Workiabetes.
"Your Workiabetes is flaring up again isn't it that why you can't hang out with us right".

"You better be careful you might lose a foot with all that Workiabetes".
Workiabetes by VVilly May 31, 2009

Werkin' Off 

At work "jerking off" as in... messing around, not really working, and not exactly "masturbating" either. Just goofing off at work when the boss thinks you are "working".
Kristina: "Hey I just got up, what are you up to"? Jeff: "Oh I am just sitting here at work, werkin' off as usual".
Werkin' Off by SKULLYARD August 30, 2015
Meaning slave. Usually used as a racist expression.
"get back to work werka."
werka by Sillyburger:) July 12, 2022
Both phonetically correct and much faster to type than it's meaning: working. Try it.
hey im werkin here
werkin by Terry Tibs December 26, 2007

Werkin’ and Jerkin’ 

1. Working hard to grind something out before a deadline while thoroughly enjoying it.

2. Masturbating while working.
1. I was so productive today! I was totally werkin’ and jerkin’.

2. Jeffrey Toobin was fired from The New Yorker for werkin’ and jerkin’ on Zoom.
The hottest of all hotties.
Of all the guys I've seen, he's the werkjag.
werkjag by xkkin March 17, 2008