Watering can 

The action of urinating after sex when you are still bunged up with semen and your wee goes all over the seat and floor.

Girl: Why is the bathroom floor all wet?

Boy: The watering can is bust

Watering can by the rellie May 10, 2007

wandering trader 

the scum of the earth. they and their fucking stupid llamas deserve to die.

“Is that a wandering trader?”
“Yes. Kill it immediately”
“Done”
“You didn’t kill it’s fucking llamas!”

wandering trader by iminmemumscarvroomvroom June 3, 2021

watering a dead plant

When you try talking to a friend who seemingly ignores you for days at a time and gives no attention back, and overall acts like they don't want to be your friend anymore. Just like giving water to a dead plant, the plant will never grow again or give anything back. Hence the name, watering a dead plant.

girl 1: damn, I was talking to Emily last night and it feels like I'm watering a dead plant

girl 2: ditch him, you shouldn't be friends with someone who doesn't match your energy

watering a dead plant by dababyuhhhhhhhh March 6, 2021

writering 

the act of authorship, the essence of being a writer, of having writerly qualities and possessing writerly skillz, especially in the case of creating fiction

Often includes the believable manipulation of truth, the careful adjustment of events, and the insertion of multi-layered meaning in everything that is said or done, despite the fact that no one else probably gets it.

That guy sees and interprets everything. He never stops writering, gosh!

writering by Cloudzy March 7, 2007

Wentzing

The modern wentzing began on twitter, summer 2013; it became a huge fad in the Fall Out Boy fandom. Wentzing is when someone tweets a misleading caption with a photo attached, and when the victim opens that tweet, they get an eyeful of Pete Wentz's (leaked) nudes. The meaning of this is to not only shock the victim, but (hopefully) people around, near, or next to the victim will also get wentzed, and accidentally wentzing your grandma has got to come with a good reaction. This spread like wildfire and now everyone, even famous people, know what wentzing is. People such as Patrick Stump and Dan Howell have been wentzed.

in school
Teacher: Today class, we are going to learn about....
teacher turns on projector, showing pete's nudes
Teacher: WENTZING!!!!! XD
Student: damn it, not again!!! That's the fifth teacher that wentzed us this week!
entire class facedesks

Wentzing by queen! of wentzing January 20, 2014

Just wondering 

Said to cover up someone's true intentions about a question they just asked; trying to appear nonchalant. Could also mean that it's about to go down.

Justin: "Yo, Brad, how old's your sister?"
Brad: "She's 16, what's it to you, perv?"
Justin: "Dang, man, I was just wondering..."

Just wondering by mattyp1108 September 10, 2011

Watering the lawn 

When you pull out and finish on her substantial bush

I got to the point where I had no other option but watering the lawn

Watering the lawn by G.W. Ashington October 1, 2015