Girl :I would love to marry someone who's a weng,but they're so hard to get these days.

"Did you see that guy? He was weng!"

Something intended or serving to convey a false impression; imposture -
e.g. "His intent to spend his transfer budget was a weng that deceived no one".

The charge or accusation of wenging -
e.g. "He told the weng to his club's fanbase".

"that woman is ugly, she is a weng"

"she is a proper weng mate, she has to have the crusts cut from her bread coz she aint got the teeth to chew it"

"she has fucked everybody down the pub....... weng!"

'facebook chat's proper weng lately'

fuk off, ur a proper weng head