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Wench-press by Dr. Chimney Richalds February 27, 2009
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400lb Benchpress
The sign of masculinity, requires dedication and/or steroids to achieve this level of strength. Those who possess this strength should not be fucked with as they are capable of anything including but not limited to: the tearing off of heads, dislocation of joints, and walking through brick walls. Despite there apparent size and strength they are actually fast...just a hair behind ninja speed, so unless your a ninja do not try to get away, your dead meat.
Joe: "did you hear John made a 400lb Benchpress the other day?"
Mike: "No I didn't but hell I would not want to mess with that dude!"
John: "hey Mike"
Mike: "There is one guy that i'd be afraid to mess with, and its you"
John: "whys that"
Mike: "because you could tear my fucking head off"
Mike: "No I didn't but hell I would not want to mess with that dude!"
John: "hey Mike"
Mike: "There is one guy that i'd be afraid to mess with, and its you"
John: "whys that"
Mike: "because you could tear my fucking head off"
400lb Benchpress by Bigbenchpresser October 20, 2010
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benchpress beefcake
similar to a normal benchpress at a gym but instead one has a second spotter that squeezes the blood out of a raw steak into the mouth of the subject doing the benchpress exercise.
"dude, did you hear about the new way to bench, its called the beefcake....totally killer man"
Real Testimonial: "I was at first skeptical about the potential gains that my peers told me the benchpress beefcake would give me. I included one set in my daily routine and within the first day I gaind 35 pounds of ROCK HARD MUSCLE!"
Real Testimonial: "I was at first skeptical about the potential gains that my peers told me the benchpress beefcake would give me. I included one set in my daily routine and within the first day I gaind 35 pounds of ROCK HARD MUSCLE!"
benchpress beefcake by Loofi May 2, 2008
Wench Press
A test of strength commonly exhibited by college males while heavily intoxicated. Wench Pressing is when during a football game, the home team makes a touch down, and a group of men celebrate by lifting up the nearest slut and throwing her into the air one time for every point that was scored.
We scored! Where's Carly?
She's over there getting Wench Pressed by those frat guys.
Wench Press?
It's a real word. I found it on urban dictionary.
She's over there getting Wench Pressed by those frat guys.
Wench Press?
It's a real word. I found it on urban dictionary.
Wench Press by Ticklemyknob87 November 29, 2011
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Guy 1: hey, i'm hungry.
Guy 2: your mom wasn't hungry when i got done with her last night! oohhhh! you just got benchpressed!
Guy 2: your mom wasn't hungry when i got done with her last night! oohhhh! you just got benchpressed!
benchpressed by aslan.the.lion June 8, 2009
African Benchpress
Must be with an African Female riding you and just before climax, you push her into the air like a benchpress and shot the semen into her vagina.
Person1: I heard you got with this black girl last night.
You: Yeah I gave her an “African Benchpress”.
You: Yeah I gave her an “African Benchpress”.
African Benchpress by SuperGooner67 January 6, 2026