welshman's tiara 

When one partner shits in their hand and wipes it on the other's forehead

He doxed me cause I wouldn't let him give me a welshman's tiara!

welshman's tiara by JohnDeaf March 14, 2017

one eyed wiggling welshman 

Penis

He was naked the whole party wandering around showing his one eyed wiggling welshman

one eyed wiggling welshman by DonyTornberry April 19, 2016

Friendly Welshman  

After having sexual intercourse, a Friendly Welshman occurs when you wait for your partner to fall asleep, take a shit in their bed, and sneak out, never to see them again.

If things go well tonight, this broad may be getting a "Friendly Welshman "

Friendly Welshman by Nicholas W. Hill December 20, 2008

welshman 

The only race in the British Isles possessed of a full set of teeth and chromosomes.

You can tell an Englishman from a Welshman by his poorer dentition and narrower set eyes.

welshman by harry flashman July 12, 2003

welshman 

A man from Wales.

Said Englishman, "'Ere, that Welshman called me a cunt."

welshman by Dick Splash August 15, 2003

Welshman's Wipe 

Wiping your arse with your hand, when you run out of bog roll.

" I will not shake your hand, you 'av done ze Welshman's Wipe!" - The real reason Arsene Wenger refused to shake Mark Hughes' hand after the Man City v Arsenal Carling Cup game of 2009

Welshman's Wipe by urbanhell December 5, 2009

welshman 

someone who backs out of a deal or goes back on their word

"Captian Mike is a Welshman because he bought a t-shirt instead of a Jackie Bradley Jr. jersey like he said he would."

welshman by black betty pam ballam June 23, 2022