Presumably a very weird sex act. If it isn't, I'm sure that there all plenty of deviants prowling about there that will invent whatever the posh wellie is. I feel like it will have something to do with feet, seeing as a posh wellie is a nickname of sorts for Wellington Boots (I think) so it would make quite a bit of sense. It would also make sense for it to include rubbers, since Wellingtons are rubber boots. That's all I can think of, get to you glorious internet deviants.
by Communistman July 22, 2014
A fud that is really in need of a good clean. Like it's been out all night on a fisherman's foot as he's been trawling the seas.
by AlBoy February 8, 2010
Calf or Knee Lenght stilletoe heeled boots, usually black leather or a cheap white PVC among knackers. Irish slang for "Fuck Me Boots'
by Saoirse Finnegan June 14, 2008
Are you wearing them slag wellies today?
Shut up! I love my superstars, call them that once again and I’ll bang you
Shut up! I love my superstars, call them that once again and I’ll bang you
by Fozzie77@ February 3, 2018
by paulobeef September 15, 2008
'Spatula was powerless to resist. His eyes burnt into hers like mamellated chalcedony. His muscular arms enfolded her body as she felt herself being swept away on a noctilucent cloud of passion. "Am I the first?" whispered Dartanyan. "Sort of," she vouchsafed in return, her voice quivering with unrequited passion. "I've not let the other two have a shot on me melted welly yet."'
by sid Bollock November 13, 2004
by The Glans Punis May 21, 2005