to agree. Shortened version of 'well I guess'. Slang is derived from the west flats in the city of Prince Albert Saskatchewan.
by dude1990 November 24, 2013
1) An exclamation of surprise, usually at something shocking or scandalous.
2) A way of saying that you did not, even once, in your lifetime to this point, do a given thing.
2) A way of saying that you did not, even once, in your lifetime to this point, do a given thing.
Mom: "Son, eat your brussels sprouts."
Son: "I don't like brussels sprouts."
Dad: "You know, sport, life is all about trying new things."
Son: "Well I never nailed a bitch indabutt. Maybe I should try that."
Mom: "Well I never! Peter, I told you never to tell our little boy about your little...ummm...fetish, how you like to stick it in my...ummm...posterior."
Dad: "I didn't. But I think you just did."
Son: "Well I never!" (pukes)
Son: "I don't like brussels sprouts."
Dad: "You know, sport, life is all about trying new things."
Son: "Well I never nailed a bitch indabutt. Maybe I should try that."
Mom: "Well I never! Peter, I told you never to tell our little boy about your little...ummm...fetish, how you like to stick it in my...ummm...posterior."
Dad: "I didn't. But I think you just did."
Son: "Well I never!" (pukes)
by Nick D May 28, 2004
Bob: Lady, you're ugly as sin, if Boris Johnson and you were in a beauty contest, he would clearly win.
Jane: Well, I never!
Jane: Well, I never!
by Ricardo58 July 3, 2021
Well, I reckon I drove to the bar in my run down truck & my broken heart won't cost as much to fix...
by GlazeHer April 18, 2017
a term used to denote the excretment of excess gastronomical buildup within the human intestines. I.E. ripping ass.
Guy: Well-i-faudit
Friend: Get the fuck out of my car
Girlfriend: I cant breathe under these sheets!
Friend: Well-i-faudit!
Friend: Get the fuck out of my car
Girlfriend: I cant breathe under these sheets!
Friend: Well-i-faudit!
by DF, Miller, TD, MT2, CK May 8, 2009
A tool used to reject accountability for a stupid mistake made, converting it into a lesser offense. If the counterparty replies with "Well, don't believe everything you hear," you have successfully dodged responsibility altogether.
Didn't you see the increasing claims in unemployment? The rising inventory to sales charts? The rising disability income claims? The lowered corporate earnings projections? Why would you buy more index futures? Are you retarded?
Well I heard the Fed was going to cut rates again by 75 basis points.
Well, don't believe everything you hear. Oh well.. whatever. Are you going to the poker game at Karetnikov's tonight?
Well I heard the Fed was going to cut rates again by 75 basis points.
Well, don't believe everything you hear. Oh well.. whatever. Are you going to the poker game at Karetnikov's tonight?
by pitbear August 12, 2010