(n.) 1. Current state of health. 2. What poor people get, and why they have new Nike shoes every day.
"Having Welfare is sweet!" "The welfare of the company depends on these inflatable TV dinners!"
by Razukin December 2, 2002
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Assistance that low class males use when they have no job, no money are broke etc..
Damn you dont want to mess wit him boo- He fat and on welfare.
by Boo February 19, 2005
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the day i celebrate!!!! the first of the month when i get my check. My free money from the government that arrives to my shithole apartment to get food cause im too lazy to work.
the first of the month i get welfare. YAY!
by sal vitals December 27, 2007
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adjective-
a word used to describe bad/inferior/pointless things and/or versions of things.
Mohamed: Guess what, guys! I just got COD4!
Kurt: No, man! That's such a welfare game!
Tyler: Yeah 'hamed, go get your money back from the welfare shop you bought it from, you noob!
by Harry Pasek May 21, 2008
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Just so you Republican asshats know, most of the people on welfare these days are children.
Just look it up you'll see I'm right.
The fact is that if you vehemently oppose any form of welfare these days, you're indirectly asking for the return of child labor.
by Submitters of Words June 28, 2011
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28 year old fat gir with 10 kids living in an apartment in Atlantic City: Shit i need a beer. Oh well, time to find a guy to get me pregnant again so I can afford it. More kids equals more welfare
by Abix June 3, 2005
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A type of program that one would take because of horrid financial problems.

Although Welfare is commonly used by lazy people, Welfare still has a vital purpose in civilization.
"Sadly, everyone takes Welfare due to laziness. To me, the only time Welfare is appropriate is if the person, or his family, is in bad financial shape. Nevertheless, as long as lazy people take Welfare, Welfare is nothing but an excuse."
-me
by Dave April 19, 2004
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