weird o'clock 

The time of the night when shit starts getting weird. Usually between the hours of 2 & 7am, or later depending on where you're getting weird. Typically it's weird o'clock at a club/festival/music event where the DJ starts dropping crazy beats that turn your face blue. The dancing gets creepy, the footwork is fancy. Shit is getting weirder as the beats are getting dirtier.

"Dude, shit is getting weird!! IT'S WEIRD O'CLOCK"

"UHM its 530am .. the dance floor is packed. weeeeeeird o'clock!!!"

"its weird o'clock right now, this isnt normal"

"it's half past weird.. weird o'clock"

weird o'clock by biggestpartyevr October 6, 2012

weird shit-o-meter

A phrase made popular by Will Smith in "Men In Black",which can be used to decribe one's reaction to a strange situation.

Even After I smoked a bowl of marijuana during the movie "Eraserhead",it still ranks about a 9.5 on the weird shit-o-meter.

weird shit-o-meter by Vagina Coastguard December 14, 2003

Weird G.O.A.T 

The Greatest of ass tonguing

Theodore looked at me ugly so I used my weird G.O.A.T ability.

Weird G.O.A.T by Mjsanchez1 November 1, 2017

The Weird Onion

Unique sexual fetish in which the male inserts a peeled onion into the vagina of the female whilst forcing the peelings into her nose. The pleasure is often derived from the extreme tingling sensation within the nasal cavity

Bro! Me and this chick from the club did the weird onion last night *high five*

The Weird Onion by BlueKittenZz December 2, 2014

weird out 

To make someone feel someone uncomfortable, unseasy by saying something

Example of weird out: Sorry if I weirded you out when I first met you.

weird out by LuizLeitao January 29, 2018

weird out with your beard out 

1. To get weird while sporting a beard.

2. To do what you want while growing a beard, as a means of expressing your freedom.

"I've decided not to shave for six months."
"Right on, man. Weird out with your beard out."

weird out with your beard out by OsirusR November 10, 2009

weird-on 

A hard-on/wide-on brought on by something/someone not conventionally considered sexy that you weren't aware you found sexy until its occurrence.

I got a weird-on from watching that YouTube video in which Rick Ross takes off his clothes and rubs his man tits. I was pretty creeped out with myself.

weird-on by Ayo Sexology December 9, 2008