weiner towel 

The towel hanging in somebody's bathroom that has obviously been used. Since you don't know if they've used it to dry off after a bath, you have to assume it's touched their privates.

Since there were no guest towels after washing my hands in the guy's bathroom, I had to use the weiner towel that was hanging in there to dry them off.

weiner towel by txoyster May 15, 2010

Weiner Tucker 

A male who tucks the genitalia between the legs, thus hiding the "junk", and giving the appearance of a female.

NHL power forward Rick Nash (currently playing on the Columbus Blue Jackets) is rumoured to participate in the act of weiner tucking.

Man bro, did you ever see that scene in Silence of the Lambs, where dude is all naked and he's doing that weiner tucker thing with his junk hidden between his legs? So hot.

Weiner Tucker by Billy Bob Norton2 December 11, 2010

Weiner Tucking 

When a man tucks his wiener between his legs to act like a female.

Jr was weiner tucking all last night with his gf rather than hanging out with the dudes.

Weiner Tucking by Butters the pimp August 22, 2017

weiner tag 

A game played in which one person either hits, slaps, pops, or grazes your weiner. Can also be partaken upon by showing your cock and/or balls to the opposing victim.

"Weiner Tag"!

"I just weiner tagged you"!

weiner tag by ace71730 July 2, 2006

Weiner Tucker 

the insertion of the penis between ones legs to make oneself look like a women

Cal was sodomized by a hotdog at his own will and afterwards was called a Weiner Tucker.

Weiner Tucker by Gwen Pearson August 6, 2006

Weiner texting

To send pictures of one's genitals via text message or Twitter in the manner of former Democratic congressman Anthony Weiner.

No, my boyfriend was Weiner texting me the whole time.

Weiner texting by collegio production staff June 22, 2011

weiner tits

Something that is really awesome. If something is weiner tits it is at least 3 times better then tits. Can be used to describe just about anything.

Friend 1: Hey man, yesterday I boned 37 broads!

Friend 2:Damn! That's totally weiner tits!

weiner tits by crystal_method01 May 11, 2011