a promiscuous young woman who plots and tries to prey upon just about any attractive and respectable boy in high school. They can corrupt even the best of these boys. Typically literally. By giving them herpes.
Respectable Boy 1: What'd you wanna do after the football game tonight? I was thinking about hitting up the library real quick. Then we can get some grub at Whataburger!
Respectable Boy 2: I want to. But Bella's been trying to get with me for weeks. I don't know much longer I can avoid her.
Respectable Boy 1: Please. For the love of your reputation and your immune system don't get with that weiner schemer. Girls like that have no sense of morality and feel most comfortable with a dick in their hands. You could get HIV and then you could die. I don't want you to go out like that.
Respectable Boy 2: I want to. But Bella's been trying to get with me for weeks. I don't know much longer I can avoid her.
Respectable Boy 1: Please. For the love of your reputation and your immune system don't get with that weiner schemer. Girls like that have no sense of morality and feel most comfortable with a dick in their hands. You could get HIV and then you could die. I don't want you to go out like that.
by elalmighty March 16, 2019