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An alternative slang name for jizz that is commonly used in the Asian community. It can also be used in past tense (weffed) and a verb (weffing).
Jeffrey: I totally watched this mad porno last night and I got weff everywhere.
Ruben: Oh that's cool.
Weff by NOTORIOUS S.E.B. May 22, 2016
Urban Dictionary Merch
1. the word meaning "bird" in amharic but is used by a "Jeremy" aka "Avatar" aka "Shemsu" to describe looking nice i.e looking fly- like a bird- get it?

2. also used in times of distress and annoyance. It can be used distressing/ annoying a person and also whilst at times of distress and being annoyed at someone
1. do I look nice in this
yes you look "weff"

"you are quiet the 'weff'-ist"

2. KK- "can you do the dishes- please?"

Shemsu- "weff"
weff by KayKayLondon December 7, 2010
Related Words
[Weff] • weffa • weffaq • Weffen • weffer • Wefferstine • Weffle • weffree • Weffsum • wefful
shorthand for What Ever Fuck Face, used to reply someone who is being a reticent asshole and refuses to be truthful
guy : I can't see you tonight

girl : WEFF
WEFF by theenigma33 January 9, 2009
Acronym short for ‘Woke Except Food and Flying’. Descriptive of lightweight young wokerati primarily living in London and California who pack in the hipster smokehouse meats and high carbon air-miles for the ‘Gram.
Marcus flew home from his Extinction rebellion protest on his dad’s Learjet, what a WEFF!

Jamie was such a WEFF that he demanded another slab of ribs at Bodeans.
WEFF by MarkBackers November 2, 2021
Weff weffer, weff weff weff weffer, weffington weff weffer, weff weff. Weff.
Person A: Dude my mom just got shot

Person B: That's pretty weff bro
Guy 1: Oh man I saw a Weff last night.
Guy 2: Wow and you're still alive, that's lucky.
[Weff] by shadow157157 January 8, 2009
One of the most peaceful, loving creatures on the internet. Disapproves of most violence and enjoys long walks on the beach.
"She was such a weffle." Dave says. "Lie, there are no wimminz on the internet." Matt replies.
Weffle by Hidden` March 14, 2009
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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