alpha weezel 

The man in charge of analyzing the stock markets and directing a group of stock weezels of when and what stock to buy. The objective is to get in and get out quickly with as much profit as possible.

I don't know how he does it but wish I could pick stocks like the alpha weezel, the guy is a genius!

alpha weezel by mrkts4fun April 4, 2008

street weeper 

The act of crying so much that one's tears flood the streets.

My butt hurt friend is a street weeper.

street weeper by holygrahamcracker February 16, 2014

stock weezel

A stock market player who looks for opportunities to make a quick dollar. Uses all forms of stock market trading theories including momentum trades, day trades, swing trades, channel trades, value trades and technical analysis but not married to a single style. Likes to “weezel” in unnoticed by market makers and “weezel” out with a pocket full of cash, hopefully from the big players pockets whom he detests. Almost always works as a group of investors lead by the “Alpha” weezel who directs the group when and what stock to start weezeling. A stock weezel is very flexible and can hold a position for only a day a week or a couple of month but never long term.

Buddy is making good coin in the markets lately! He gets in and gets out, that dam stock weezel is making a killing!

stock weezel by mrkts4fun April 4, 2008

weebely 

A term a woman uses to describe her boyfriend's penis in front of his or her parents

Dad: how is your boyfriend?

Me: he's fine, just got a problem with his weebely at the moment

weebely by M Bucket April 7, 2017

weepers

a fan that weeps and cries when meeting or seeing their favorite celebrity.

There is a different between a weeper and a screamer.

weepers: "ahh*crying*slmbha ahh waaahh jonas brothersmgmlaaa"

weepers by 1% juice October 9, 2008

weepul 

a furry pom-pom that has two googly eyes two large feet and two ears. They do not have mouths.


This word can also be used when you feel bored.

Autumn: WEEPUL!
Bob: That kid is a freak.
Joe: What the heck is a weepul?
Autumn: a weepul is a cute little pom-pom creature. I wish I had one.

weepul by ajx3 January 31, 2009

Weeple

A nicer word than midgets.

Weeples are basically anyone who is over the age of 18 who can still shop at Baby Gap.

Weeple by Dee T January 16, 2009