weenie rub 

A social meeting or gathering that is largely, in the view of the person, is fake or under false pretense, the person generally is not looking forward to it, or the person must feign interest in. It would generally otherwise be a happy event to most attendees. Used sarcastically.

"Human Resources is hosting a weenie rub on Friday to celebrate the start of spring."

"I've got to go to some weenie rub my wife's boss is having at his house."

"We're going to kick it this weekend - we may go to some weenie rub down at the museum to benefit diabetes"

weenie rub by tippyton March 5, 2013

Weenis Rub 

The act of taking two weenis's (Males preferred) and rubbing them together. This usually occurs after a celebration of some kind.

Dude 1 "THEY SCORED A TOUCHDOWN! THEY WIN!"
Dude 2 "Gimmie a dab of weenis rub!"

Weenis Rub by reds47 November 25, 2009

Three Inch Rubber Weenies 

A very good industrial music band making the scene and getting a good following, easily more authentic than NIN.

Why go in for the standard industrial music types that are poseurs? Three Inch Rubber Weenies is the real thing.

Three Inch Rubber Weenies by Elvis Wearing a Bra on His Head April 27, 2006