When you've been dying for a piss for ages but have had to hold it in due to being in a crowded bar/talked to/nowhere near a toilet or shop doorway, the eventual act of urination can only be described as Weejaculation. Not only because of the speed that the fluid exits ones body, but because of the sensation produced. Makes people say "ahhhhhhhhhhhh" with their eyes closed and their head tilted back in sheer ecstacy.

"I've been in this toilet queue for 20 minutes, it's just gonna be weejaculation when I get in there."

Weejaculation by MagickDio March 4, 2010

weejawed

Something that is not straight.

The picture on the wall was weejawed.

weejawed by Christopher Betz December 18, 2005

Weedjay

A Weedjay is much like a pest bird that eats the other birds eggs out of the nest, in that it will try to leech as much marijuana narbules out of you as it possibly can with as little as possible effort or money being used in its attempts.

Some Weedjay tactics include begging, IOU's, guilt tripping, and false/empty promises that are never fufilled; An example of this: I LOST MY SMOKES CAN I HAVE A FEW HOOTS?!? HEY IF YOU GO GET A PAYDAY LOAN ILL PAY YOU BACK JUST GET US SOME BOOZE AND SMOKES AND A PHAT BAG MAN YOU KNOW IM GOOD FOR IT.

Weedjays tend to Dun Goofed a lot so they end up being granted additional terminology such as Cray Slarb/Snarb. This is due to the fact that they use their crayfish-pincer like attitudes to secure any wayward weed-crumbs when their Weedjaying doesn't pan out to their benefit.

Weedjays, Cray Snarbs, Cray Slarbs, They all have one thing in common, their inability to actually "get you back".

No matter what they promise you, they will inevitably disappear into their burrows..

Example: " person1: WEEDCRAYSNARB!! Where is that nice roach i left out on the table last night? "

person2: "I smoked it."

person1: "Dude thats all I had left, wtf man"

person2: "Don't worry I'll get you back"

person1: "Do I need to hide you? Get the fuck out of my house!"

Weedjay by Horse Clocks March 30, 2013

weejy

a fat or squishy animal especially in the nasal region, much like a camel or a horse

"hey, isn't that a weejy horse"
"yeah sure is"

weejy by squeegy December 31, 2014

weesayo

Weesayo is friendly and funny and very supportive.

Weesayo: it's okay, you can get through this!!
person: Thanks Weesayo! your the best

weesayo by ujkgergiukjherkjgnkejrgkjgj October 31, 2018

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026