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An herbal essence
FYI, Did You Know? In Canada, it's mandatory for everyone between the ages of 13 and death to light up at least 1/4 Oz a week. There is also a minimum of 2 papers per joint (equivalent of 1 Philly Wrap). It is recommended that you carry extra weed as the RCMP (Royal Canadian Marijuana Pinchers) are known to confiscate your weekly supply. Every Sunday, which is the day Canadians pray to the Holy Plant, Urine Samples must be given to determine the amount of THC in your body. If your THC level falls below 0.58 your Daily Prostitute privileges are taken away and are forced to wear a sign that reads, " I'M A FUKKIN LOSERRRRRRRRRRR" Person 1: Ey man how much weed you smoke this week?
Person 2: None at alll man i been sik with pneumonia Person 1: Hello, 911!?!!Come quick there's a pussy on the loose!!!! 911: Huh??..o shit thats rite, ummmm.. call back in like 5 min ok buddy...yoooo, relaxx Lieutenant!! stop bein such a roach killer..{Click} |
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God's gift to the world. Brings peace when used wisely. Pass the blunt, dude.
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An ancient plant, refrenced biblically {the Holy Herb}.
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Gets you rocked, and has been proven to be less harmful then alcohol or cigarettes. It has never been conclusively proven to have caused a single death in the entire world, ever. Easily avalible in most forign countries, and Alaska, where everybody grows it anyway. Can be purchased by the (if you're lucky) gram, or (not so lucky) by standard measurements. (1/8th of an ounce, 1/4er, 1/2, ect. An eigth usually weighs 3.75, depending on the weight of the baggie and weather or not you're buying from an asshole. There are dealers, and then there are professionals.) usual prices for the sticky-icky-icky (Not that cheap mexican shite, but tanqueray-and-chronic-chronic) can run from $30 to $50 and even $60 an eigth. I even heard it ran eighty an eigth out on Kodiack Island, but you gotta look at the market from a local poiont of view. It's easier to get then liquor if you're under 21. It will not cause you to shoot your friend with the gun you found in your parent's bedroom while they weren't home. (That's shitty parenting, folks, not the pot!) It's healthier then Xanax if you're just looking to ignore your troules for a few hours. A biennial Youth Risk Behavior Survey, released May 21 by the U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention stated that more of america's youth smoke pot then cigarettes. It's a step in the right direction, folks! |
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the answer to all in this horrible world of ours a friend with weed is a friend indeed
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marijuana Screw this. I'm spending the evening at home with some weed
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weed not a drug! hey man why are you smoking weed lets drop acid and line up some coke
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the dried leaves and flowering tops of pistillate hemp plant that yeild cannabin and are sometimes smoked in cigarette form for its intoxicating effect
aka fucking awesome i smoke 2 joints in the morning, i smoke 2 joints at night. i smoke 2 joints in thee afternoon, it makes me feel alright. i smoke 2 joints in time of peace, and 2 in time of war. i smoke 2 joints before i smoke 2 joints, and then i smoke 2 more
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weed is marijuana, stupid. here's some names i've collected
weed chron or chronic dro (hydroponics) sticks and stems (shitty weed) sticky-icky (dripping with THC) mauie wowie jamaican red hair blueberry strawberry AK-47 kind bud snowflake skunk and super skunk mary jane MJ grass (no one calls it that anymore) ganga (pronounced GAHN-JAH) herb or herbal dank trees mids or middies (average weed) damn, there's a ton more, i just can't remember from smoking all of the above. yo, pass me that bowl of cherried weed
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