Wedge in a dry one 

To insert a penis or other body part into an unaroused orifice, using no lubricant of any kind. Painful and uncomfortable for the recipient.

He woke me up in the middle of the night when he tried to wedge in a dry one without a drop of lube.

Wedge in a dry one by Nolubeneeded June 23, 2022

Wedge me in a door and call me Ginger 

English colloquial turn of phrase regarding great, unexplainable miraculous events.

Exclamation of surprise when confronted with an astounding occurrence.

I say, Chalmers old bean, did you see that Jerry airship just explode?

Well wedge me in a door and call me Ginger, Asquith, jolly good show. What? Mind you, shame that the chap from the Royal Flying Corps didn't bail out before the fireball got him ...

Wedge me in a door and call me Ginger by D B Cooper December 20, 2013

inverted wedge 

A popular haircut among American youth. The top of the head is shaved and the sides are kept at a moderate to long length (i.e. the inverse of the classic wedge hairstyle).

Randall: Hey, Steve. Nice haircut! I see you went with the inverted wedge. Excellent choice.
Steve: I'm glad you like it, homo.

inverted wedge by CraigersMcCraigers July 2, 2008

Indian Lemon Wedge 

The act of squeezing your cum into a cup of water after pulling out and forcing your partner to drink it.

After fucking Kate last night, I pulled out and gave her an Indian Lemon Wedge!

Indian Lemon Wedge by Goldieloxandthe3cocks October 13, 2022