Funerals with cake
Hey you wanna go to the wedding?
No Thanks I would rather go to a bar to see people throw their lives away in a less dramatic way
No Thanks I would rather go to a bar to see people throw their lives away in a less dramatic way
by cyanide and applesauce November 22, 2015
The instance of a £15,000/$27,000 event featuring two people taking the fisrt step toward divorce, recieving 12 toasters, dancing to lame Celine Dion songs and eating obscene amounts of cake.
At least one embarrasing drunk is required.
At least one embarrasing drunk is required.
by liastd August 31, 2006
Typically, a $20,000-$50,000 party intended to represent a heterosexual couple's devotion to one another (see marriage). Such a party usually involves a year or more of planning and lasts only a single day.
You're going to stay married damnit, cause we didn't pay $40,000 on your wedding for nothing. -- A mother to her daughter 5 years after marriage.
by some man January 11, 2007
An excuse for people you barely know or like to invite you to spend a fortune on them and fawn over them for a whole day. Sometimes they will give you expensive wedding lists and yet get away with feeding you Asti Spumanti and mild cheese sandwiches.
Once invited to the wedding it is a downhill spiral into debt and having to buy summery dresses in the winter, and an expensive gift that you know that you cannot afford and that they will never use.
Once invited to the wedding it is a downhill spiral into debt and having to buy summery dresses in the winter, and an expensive gift that you know that you cannot afford and that they will never use.
"so how come you can't afford that new BMW 3 series?"
" I have been invited to a wedding and have to save up for the gift"
" I have been invited to a wedding and have to save up for the gift"
by Heather Scott July 4, 2005
Event in which on receives severe physical, and mental suffering. One may receive taunts such as a baby crib or ring. Such events have been known to cause drug addictions, hoarding, cancer, the Middle Eastern Revolutions of 2011, mutation, diabetes, depression, brain damage, lay offs, sweatshops, global warming, and even death.
by jkmilk0004 August 30, 2011
A huge waste of time and money.
by Insert Epic Pseudonym Here August 7, 2010
by *bambi October 1, 2005